Hmmm! Here’s a side of Paris Hilton we haven’t seen before! Paris has been a busy girl, what with being a Spooferhero, pissing off Democrats AND Republicans in an unauthorized ad, and now singing and dancing in a pool of blood! Paris is in the cast “Repo! The Genetic Opera”, a quirky movie musical scheduled to be released in November. Perfect casting for Wonky!! She’s reportedly had her nose fixed, and is scheduled to have wonky-eye surgery! (FINALLY!!) Maybe this will be the big screen hit Paris has been grasping for. Take THAT, Sharon Osborne! Check out the video- Paris comes in in typical slutty garb and she’s sporting long brunette hair. Anything for her craft.
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Paris Hilton, Comic Book Superhero?
MTV is reporting that Stan Lee is teaming up with Paris Hilton to turn her into his next superhero character. Whaaaa? Quoth La Hilton:
Weâ€™re developing that right now and just going over scripts and drawing my character. I fight crime. Itâ€™s not like your typical superhero, Itâ€™s me basically as a superhero, so kind of using makeup and compacts as weapons. Itâ€™s kind of like a spoof on a superhero.
Stan! You’re a LEGEND! You created Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, Iron Man, the Hulk, Thor, Daredevil, Dr. Strange, and many other awesome characters. Snarkista knows you’re getting on up there age-wise, so maybe Paris is trying to pull an Anna Nicole Smith on you. Hide the checkbook! And if you DO make Paris a spooferhero, name her Supervain or Stuporgirl or The Wonky. Benji Madden could be The Pudge. Pretty please?