Help Stephen Colbert Kick Kanye’s Ass!

The countdown has begun till 5pm. ET today, when our nation needs to unite with Stephen Colbert! Why? To knock Kanye West off of iTunes #1 spot by buying Colbert’s Christmas album! Kanye’s insufferable self has already fired back with “who is Stephen Colbert?”, and apparently his ALL CAPS button is broken. Today Kanye also declared himself the inventor of a new music genre called “pop art” ‘cuz he is OVER hip-hop. Sorry, Kanye, I think Andy Warhol already has dibbs on that title. Back to the Mac Air for you! Your Colbert marching orders are below, America. Do it for your country.

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