Here’s 50 year-old Madonna wearing a pair of shoes with handgun heels at the premiere of her “directorial debut” movie Filth and Wisdom. These shoes, designed by Karl Lagerfeld are set to be sold around the world. Snarkista thinks they will be must-have accessories for gang members.
Madge is getting slammed by a UK victims’ group for wearing the fugly shoes. Not because they’re fugly, but because of their message to vulnerable kids.
Lyn Costello, from Mothers Against Murder And Aggression (MAMAA), said:
“I am horrified that Madonna can see these shoes as fashion. As a mother herself I would have thought that she would have paused for a second and thought about all the young people here and in her own country that have died because of gun crime. She should have thought about all the young people that have died because of gun crime. We need the whole of society to take responsibility and action in stopping the glamorization of weapons. Celebrities have a massive part to play and an icon like Madonna should have more sense. It’s uncaring. Surely she reads the news and realizes that young people are dying every day.”
Newsflash: What Madonna considers “fashion” can be QUITE horrifying. It is also becoming increasingly desperate…she co-opted her 11 year-old daughter Lourdes look a few weeks ago during one of her Sticky And Sweet tour performances. Lourdes wears black-rimmed glasses, so Madge figured she’d look hip and younger by wearing them too. Fail. And fail on the fugly gun shoes too.
Holy Hulk Hogan! Madonna’s still pumping up her big guns, and is looking freakier than ever! She’s turning into her own bodyguard. SOMEBODY needs to make her stop. This is getting ridiculous.
Here are Madonna and her arms leaving the Kaballah center in New York yesterday, where she’s been
punishing teaching her son David the ways of the red string. They’ve become a fixture at the New York center since their arrival in the city last week. Madonna’s said she plans to raise her youngest son as a follower of Kaballah, but insists he is free to be a Christian like his biological father when he’s older.
Madonna’s headed to the US with her “Sticky and Sweet” tour, and if she’s rehearsing in New York again, New Yorkers’ better watch where they walk. Madge has a reputation for speeding through the city, sending pedestrians diving for safety as she races by in her caravan. She’d also beat your silly ASS with those biceps.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder…when one feels compelled to repeat actions over and over, often washing and cleaning accompanied by phobias about germs. Madonna may have some OCD, and is definitely a germaphobe who doesn’t trust the maid to clean the toilets properly! Her phobias were center stage in her hotel in Nice, France. Vadge had all the toilets taken OUT, sanitized, and reinstalled before her recent Sticky and Sweet concert there. Additionally, In Touch magazine quotes an “insider” as saying:
Madonna is still the reigning queen of pop, so itâ€™s not surprising that sheâ€™s picky about her thrones â€” especially when it comes to public toilets. Before her concert at the Palais Nakaia concert hall in Nice, France, on August 26, the singer had all of the commodes, showers and sinks removed, scrubbed down and then reinstalled. Everyone thinks she did this because she hates the thought of dirty and germy things. During her tour last year, a man stole some of the toilets from the Madonna tour and sold them on eBay for nearly $8,000!
Holy crap! (Pardon the pun). Snarkista would have to take a pass on expensive Madonna-crappers on eBay. Vadge admits she has some control issues. Ya think?!
â€œGuy tells me to loosen up. My friends do, too, but I canâ€™t. Iâ€™ve always been this way.
Unless Kaballah is like Scientology and hates psychiatrists, Madonna should ring one up! With a tour named Sticky and Sweet, the gunk must be everywhere, and driving her crazy. Okay, even MORE crazy.
Oh, where to start. Fug, fuggity, FUG!! Madonna looks like a matador collided with Bugs Bunny in a 9-year-old’s party dress. GHASTLY! Major Photoshop going on here; the party dress looks pasted on as an evil after-joke, and Madge’s freaky-pumped arms are WAY toned down. Madonna says “turning 50 is all about an excuse for a party”…Snarkista’s terrified about what kind she’s dressed for.
Women and Home is a UK mag; the title sounds like those cheapie housewife rags at the grocery checkout. Menopause IS an appropriate subject for Vadge to have slapped near her ass. Snarkista doubts, however, that she “loves men because they do stupid things”. Madonna EATS men who do stupid things. This rag’s not Vogue, that’s for sure!
First she gets Britney to film the nasty with her for the big screen, then she wrecks A-Rod’s marriage, and now she’s scaring the shizz out of housewives. Madonna’s taking her “Sticky and Sweet” world-domination attempt a bit far, no?
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