Kirsten Dunst is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz! Those guys still have to eat, and Tara Reid is in rehab. Didn’t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too? Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and colonics. Crap. Get THAT picture outta my head! DOUBLE CRAP. Get that idiot Ashlee Simpson song outta my head! OUTTA MY HEAD I SAY!! Curse you, Kiki. This is all your fault.
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I know all of you have been lying awake at night thinking – where’s Tara Reid? Tonight you’ll sleep like a baby knowing Tara’s still around, and has been shopping at the Jackie-O Turkish Quilt & Snake Charmer Emporium.