Tween Patrol

All of this playing “Teen Angel” on Broadway in Grease has effed with Taylor Hicks’ mind. Hicks was on the PROWL today in New York before an appearance with Regis and Kelly. Hey, screw Regis and Kelly, the Jonas Brothers are coming! “OMG.. GIMME THAT SIGN, BITCH! Hey! HIIII!!! Taylor Hicks! Soul Patrol! Hey Bros! Over here! American Idol! Grease! HUGE FAN!! I LOVE YOUR WORK DUDES!!”
Code Ped, McCreepy. Somebody call CPS.