Ralphie May called himself “stupid” for doing something that was, frankly, pretty stupid. Â The comedian was heading into Guam when he was detained at the airport after he petted some drug-sniffing dogs who detected that he was carrying marijuana. Â May says he simply forgot that the pot was in his bag, a claim which the customs officers believed only because no one who was aware they were carrying pot would intentionally approach the dogs. Â May has a medical marijuana card, but of course that does not give him permission to carry the drug internationally. Â Given the small amount of the drug May had in his possession, it was decided that May would be allowed to continue on his way after paying a small fine. Â Good thing it was Guam and not Thailand – I hear they’re not so easygoing about drugs there, even if it was an honest mistake.