Have we been duped again by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

After all that talk about divorce and drama and douches and whatnot, it seems like this whole thing may have been yet another publicity stunt from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  After Pratt’s recent release from arrest at a Costa Rican airport for carrying an illegal firearm (who takes a gun to a Central American airport, seriously?), he was seen over the weekend with off-again-on-again wife Heidi Montag.

The two have claimed they are getting divorced, and judging from the threats and the mud-slinging, all indications were that it would not be a pretty affair.  However, the couple suddenly seem to have put their differences aside, as they were seen walking together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer yesterday.  So who knows whether they’re really in the midst of an angry divorce or not – it wouldn’t surprise me if they got back together next week.

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Not an Addiction

The Hills star Heidi Montag says she is not a plastic surgery addict, despite recently going under the knife for 10 surgeries in one day. Heidi Montag has been keeping out of the public eye for the most part since her massive plastic surgery bout in November.

Heidi Montag before plastic surgery in November (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)
Heidi Montag looks fine to us before 10 plastic surgery procedures in November (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)

After the news came out she had undergone 10 procedures in one single day, some accused the 23-year-old reality TV star of being a plastic surgery addict. Appearing on Good Morning America this week, Montag said it’s not true.

“I would say that none of those people know me at all,” Montag said in an interview with Good Morning America. “And that’s just a judgment. I’m not addicted.”

The Hills star said her latest plastic surgery procedures were three years ago, which somehow proves she is not an addict. “If you’re addicted to something, you have to do it all the time, not once every couple of years, if even.” Yeah, we’re not really feeling that line of reasoning Heidi.

Heidi Montag reportedly spent 10 hours in total under the knife in her latest plastic surgery extravaganza. Montag’s surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, denied the procedures were excessive. “I disagree that it is that much plastic surgery,” Ryan said. “These are little tweaks and things we did.”

Heidi Montag on 'Good Morning America' (Photo: ABC)
Heidi Montag on 'Good Morning America' (Photo: ABC)

As for snarky comments she now looks like a plastic Barbie doll, Montag said she’s happy with the results of her plastic surgery. “I think I just look like a different, improved version of myself,” she said.

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The Hill’s Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole Break Up

The Hills star Brody Jenner and former Playboy model girlfriend Jayde Nicole have called it quits on their romance. Various sources are reporting Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have ended their 15-month relationship.

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Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole

Former Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole seems to have referenced the break-up with Brody Jenner on her Twitter feed Friday. “‘Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…'” Nicole Tweeted. “I never really understood that quote until now.”

Jayde Nicole reportedly isn’t all that heartbroken over the end of her romance with Brody Jenner. The model reportedly “celebrated the breakup” by partying friends at several nightclubs and flirting with guys, according to a report by UsMagazine.com.

Season five of The Hills often showed Jenner and Nicole fighting about their relationship. Nicole appeared quite annoyed especially with Jenner’s ongoing alleged flirtations with ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari. All three have reportedly signed on for the sixth season of The Hills, so fans can probably expect to see some major fireworks on the new season next year!

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‘Hills’ Star Stephanie Pratt Goes to Rehab

The Hills star Stephanie Pratt is headed off to rehab for 30 days to deal with her alcohol problem. Pratt pleaded not guilty on Friday to a misdemeanor DUI charge, but announced she would enter a 30-day residential rehab program.

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Stephanie Pratt was arrested last month after being pulled over for a suspected DUI while driving home from co-star Holly Montag‘s birthday party. Pratt registered just above the legal limit on two breathalyzer tests and was taken to jail. In an interview with E! News last week, Pratt claimed she had consumed two glasses of champagne the evening she was arrested.

“It was dumb and a blessing,” Pratt said. “It got my life together. It was a sucky lesson, but it was actually a huge blessing in disguise.”

Pratt says she has vowed not to drink at all from now on. “I’m just going to abstain. The past month and a half has been so amazing,” Pratt said. “I’m doing the right things.”

So far no word on exactly when Pratt will head off to rehab or if her decision will help her court case if she is convicted on the DUI charge. Pratt is currently facing up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

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Spencer Pratt Says He’s “The White Jay-Z”

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AHAHAHAHA! Oh, Spencer Pratt does not have an off button. The promo-machine just keeps cranking out the crap! Mr. Heidi Montag has just dropped a RAP single called…”I’m A Celebrity.” The Ghost granted an interview to Complex Blog. Here’s a taste:

Complex: …You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?

Spencer Pratt: A little bit more than the white Beyoncé. Beyoncé had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi’s] “Bonnie & Clyde” version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.

Complex: Wow. Is that song going to happen?

Spencer Pratt: Yes. Steve Morales is already working on the track. That’s my Puerto Rican guru on the beat.

Complex: I saw that you’re trying to reach out to OJ Da Juiceman for him to get a verse on a Morales-produced track.

Spencer Pratt: Yeah, I’m trying to get him on my first real single because “I’m A Celebrity” is not my single. That’s just my marketing tool for the show. My first single, I just want to have me, Gucci Mane, and OJ Da Juiceman. It’ll be the flyest song in the game. I’m going to track them down, that’s my priority today.

Complex: Who’s rapping career would you use as a blueprint for yourself?

Spencer Pratt: I think I’m the future of hip-hop. You know, I feel bad for saying that. That’s unfortunate, but that’s a fact. You can’t compare my model of hip-hop with what I’m about to come out with versus anything in the game. You know I’ll take the Diddy route. I’m not a lyrical MC, I’m just like Diddy. Look what it did for him? He is still balling.

Ah, you can’t make this shizz up. Spencer is more like the “White Kanye’s insufferable little brother.” PLEASE let there be a video of this stellar interview by Complex (more at the link), who is to be commended for making it through the entire thing.

Heidi And Spencer Get Married (Again)

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Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is not a difficult undertaking.

E! reports that the Hills duo were joined at Westminster Presbyterian Church, attended by over 200 of their closest friends, family, and lots of their best celeb pals, including the insufferable Perez Hilton, music producer David Foster, along with Hills costars Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Taylor Mosher, Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby, Lo Bosworth and Laguna Beach alum Kristin Cavallari. Even frenemy Lauren Conrad had a change of heart and attended the festivities, but made a quick exit from the church following the ceremony.

The wedding party was comprised of Heidi’s sister and sometimes Hills star Holly Montag, as well as Spencer’s always-instigating sis, Stephanie Pratt, both dressed in matching floor-length, yellow, silk chiffon gowns, while the Spencer was joined by the incredible…two nonceleb friends.

Montard was decked out head to toe in nearly $1 million worth of Neil Lane jewels and a gorgeous, flowy, white, strapless gown, custom designed by Monique Lhuiller. Pratt and his groomsmen all wore Ermenegildo Zegna suits. Heidi’s father walked her down the aisle following Pratt’s niece Ava, the flower girl.

Afterward guests gathered outside Westminster Presbyterian to toss yellow rose petals on the newlyweds, who did what always comes naturally to Speidi- playing it up and kissing for the crowd. Heidi then gathered her girlfriends to toss the bouquet, only to have Cavallari, rumored to be replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills next season, jump up and make the catch.

The office pool is now open on how long this one’s gonna last, and, more importantly…how many staged photo-ops will be raining down on the media from the wedding! Good times.