Betty Boop called and wants her Christmas outfit back, Katy. Miz girl-kisser joined the blindness-inducing Pussycat Dolls on the Today Show this morning. Jesse McCartney is squeezing his buttcheeks as hard as he can ‘cuz being the meat in a Trannycat sandwich is effin’ SCARY! Katy thinks they are REAL girls, hence the oblivious smile. [...]

Dang, Britney dodged a bullet on this one! As I told y’all Thursday, the Trannycats cut Brit-Brit’s cameo in this, their latest video. This Youtube version is the one they ought to release, because the low quality is MUCH less scary than the TV version. I do NOT want to see these tramps in HD! [...]

Britney can’t be a Trannycat Doll, y’all. Somebody had the bright idea to have Brit DRIVE in the ‘Cat’s video. Britney can’t drive, trannys! Who the hell asks Britney to drive AND wave while being filmed? Maybe she’d get it on take 101, but no one would be alive to shoot it. So… Britney’s “hot [...]