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Crimes Against Fashion: Katy Perry & The Trannycats Edition

Snarkista — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:29:31 +0000

Betty Boop called and wants her Christmas outfit back, Katy. Miz girl-kisser joined the blindness-inducing Pussycat Dolls on the Today Show this morning. Jesse McCartney is squeezing his buttcheeks as hard as he can ‘cuz being the meat in a Trannycat sandwich is effin’ SCARY! Katy thinks they are REAL girls, hence the oblivious smile. If you wanna see a real girl group with real girls, Katy, check out Girls Aloud! The best way to spot the counterfeits is to study the genuine…just like bank tellers do. See, it works!

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Pussycat Dolls New Video: When I Grow Up

Snarkista — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:28:11 +0000

Dang, Britney dodged a bullet on this one! As I told y’all Thursday, the Trannycats cut Brit-Brit’s cameo in this, their latest video. This Youtube version is the one they ought to release, because the low quality is MUCH less scary than the TV version. I do NOT want to see these tramps in HD! Here’s what Britney can thank the Lord for on Sunday:

Britney’s Deleted

Snarkista — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:06:42 +0000

Britney can’t be a Trannycat Doll, y’all. Somebody had the bright idea to have Brit DRIVE in the ‘Cat’s video. Britney can’t drive, trannys! Who the hell asks Britney to drive AND wave while being filmed? Maybe she’d get it on take 101, but no one would be alive to shoot it. So… Britney’s “hot cameo” didn’t make the final edit. A spokesperson for the Dolls couldn’t be reached for comment on why Spears was not included in the video. The Pussycats themselves are mum. Our old friend Unnamed Source only told Us Magazine…

They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic, that is it. Of course, Britney looks hot and blond. It is a very short sequence, but [Britney] had a lot of fun with it. Britney really likes the Dolls’ music and when she saw them on the MTV [Movie Awards], she was totally down to do the video,” the source told the magazine.

Too bad the ‘Cats pimped the Britney bit all OVER last week when it was shooting. Oops. Yeah, call Daddy Spears. This may take some extra Lithium.