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Elin Nordegren Says Tiger Woods Divorce was Hell

Elin Nordegren is finally speaking out about the “hell” she has been going through since she found out about ex-husband Tiger Woods’ affairs. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren officially confirmed their divorce in a press statement issued this week. In a new interview, Nordegren said she never suspected Woods was cheating on her.

“I’ve been through hell,” Elin Nordegren said in an interview with People magazine. “It’s hard to think you have this life and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real.”

Nordegren said she had no clue Tiger Woods was having affairs on the side. “I’m so embarrassed that I never suspected — not a one.” Nordegren is estimated to have received a divorce settlement worth at least $100 million, but she claims the money means little compared to the grief she has over the divorce.

“Money can’t buy me happiness,” Nordegren told People. “Or put my family back together.”

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Jesse James and Tiger Woods Mistresses Team Up for Reality Show?

Alleged Jesse James mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Jungers may soon have something in common other than banging famous people in back rooms.Â The two are reportedly in talks to do a new reality show about cheating Hollywood men.

Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee (publicity photo)

According to TMZ.com, Michelle McGee and Jamie Jungers are trying to cash in on their celebrity trysts to extend their questionable 15 minutes of fame. The show is allegedly a remake of the original Cheaters show by Bobby Goldstein. Goldstein reportedly says both McGee and Jungers have agreed to star on the new Celebrity Cheaters show, but the series does not yet have a network.

The pitch for the show says the series would be based around the theme of trying to “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.” Well, we guess both Michelle McGee and Jamie Jungers are quite experienced in that skill.

So far the new reality series featuring Tiger Woods and Jesse James’ alleged mistresses is nothing more than hot air. Sadly, however, we could imagine at least a few networks that would probably be willing to air such crap.

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Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods Divorce Finally on the Way?

Elin Nordegren was not on hand when Tiger Woods failed to reclaim his golf glory at the Masters. Tiger Woods’ wife was also reportedly ‘furious’ over the creepy Nike commercial he appeared in overdubbed with the voice of his dead father. Now the rumors of an impending divorce between Woods and Nordegren have flared up again.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

After Tiger Woods placed a disappointing fourth at the Masters tournament, wife Elin Nordegren reportedly hopped a plane to an unknown destination, leaving her children and husband behind. Sources close to the couple are allegedly saying she was extremely upset over Woods’ return to golf so soon and the Nike commercial he starred in that played during the Masters.

“Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do,” an alleged friend told People. “She wouldn’t have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon.”

Woods has already scheduled his next golf tournament, turning in his entry for the U.S. Open in Pebble Beach, CA from June 17-20. Nordegren is reportedly not pleased with her husband’s focus on his career rather than repairing the damage to his family.

If Elin Nordegren is indeed finally ready to file for divorce from Tiger Woods, she’s keeping it well hidden so far. No legal paperwork regarding a split has been filed and there is no real confirmation she has even met with a divorce attorney. Still, we can’t hope but help she will realize that a Tiger can’t change his stripes and get the hell out.

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Tiger Woods Wife Elin Nordegren Moving Back In?

Tiger Woods‘ wife Elin Nordegren is reportedly ready to move back in with her cheating husband after three months of living apart. Elin Nordegren allegedly moved out of the family home after she discovered evidence of Woods’ affairs with various mistresses. Woods has spent much of the separation period at a sexual addiction rehab clinic in Mississippi.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Although Elin Nordegren is still not wearing her wedding ring in the most recent photos taken of her, RadarOnline.com reports she is considering moving back in with her husband soon. Nordegren allegedly moved out after confronting Woods with evidence of his affair with alleged mistress Rachel Utichel in a domestic dispute that ended up with the golfer crashing his SUV into a tree on Thanksgiving Day.

Elin Nordegren (Photo: Brien Aho, U.S. Navy - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Elin Nordegren visited Tiger Woods while he was undergoing rehab therapy and the two have reportedly been spending quality time together with their two children in the past few weeks.

Nordegren has reportedly been living in a rental house about a mile away from the couple’s home in Florida. According to RadarOnline.com, Woods and Nordegren were seen hugging in the backyard of their home on Wednesday and the golfer is eager for his wife to move back in as soon as possible.

Personally, we don’t think any amount of therapy or any number of apologies would be enough to make us shack up again with a man who admitted he felt “entitled” to sleep with every porn star, hooker and cocktail waitress he could get his hands on. Especially not when we could probably take him for enough cash in a divorce settlement to live like a queen for the rest of our existence.Â

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Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress Loredana Jolie Says Sex Rehab Won’t Cure Him

Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Loredana Jolie Ferriolo says the legendary golfer’s sex drive is out of control and she doesn’t think sex rehab is going to cure him. The former call girl says Tiger Woods would have sex all night long and enjoyed threesomes and role-playing.

Tiger Woods “would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning,” ex-call girl Loredana Jolie tells the New York Post. Jolie says Woods “likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.”

“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal… He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night,” Jolie said. “I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him.”

Loredana Jolie has been shopping around a tell-all book about her famous alleged clients, including Tiger Woods, and wants $1 million out of the deal. Jolie previously told the press her book would provide information about Tiger Woods “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all those rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”

We’re thinking former call girl (let’s say it – prostitute) Loredana Jolie would pretty much say anything at this point to get that book deal. This chick takes fame-whoring to a whole new level.

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Tiger Woods Divorce Called Off by Wife Elin Nordegren?

If this rumor is true, we really have to wonder what is going through Elin Nordegren‘s head. According to the latest gossip, Tiger Woods‘ wife has allegedly decided to call off plans to divorce her cheating husband after visiting him at sex rehab last week.

Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison, source: Wikimedia Commons)

Elin Nordegren Woods reportedly spent five days shacked up with husband Tiger Woods at a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi last week, returning home on Sunday. Now Mrs. Woods is allegedly rethinking her plans to divorce him.

An unidentified source reportedly told RadarOnline.com that Elin Woods was “happy when she came home” after visiting Tiger Woods and now wants to try to work things out with her husband. “He’s told her he’s serious about making it work and doing whatever he can,” the source allegedly said.

We’re a firm believer in forgive and forget, especially when there are children involved. Honestly though, can you ever really have a successful, happy, long-term relationship after knowing your husband probably slept with half the women he’s ever met? Or be confident he really won’t do it again – sex rehab or not?

Then again, no one is still actually certain Tiger Woods is at that sex rehab clinic in Mississippi. A few grainy photographs and sketchy eyewitness accounts haven’t proven that for certain. Elin Woods may have well been off hammering out divorce papers with a celebrity lawyer last week. Until Tiger Woods or his wife actually show their faces in public and start talking, all the speculation in the world is just so much hot air.

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Tiger Woods Returning to Golf After Sex Addiction Rehab

The latest gossip on disgraced golf legend Tiger Woods is that he’ll be returning to the sport following a stint at a sex addiction rehab in Mississippi. Woods allegedly entered the sex addiction rehab program earlier this month.

Alleged serial cheater Tiger Woods reportedly checked himself into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, according to tabloid sources. Woods is allegedly attending a six week program for sexually compulsive behavior. Several local media outlets have also reported Tiger Woods is at the clinic and eyewitnesses have come forward saying they have seen him in town.Â Woods’ participationÂ in a rehab program hasÂ not been confirmed by anyone on his’ team.

Tiger Woods will reportedly return to golf once he has completed the sex addiction program. Whether or not he’ll make it in time for The Masters is the big question. Woods’ reps are not commenting so far on exactly when the golf icon will return to the game.

Elin Nordegren Woods, Tiger’s wife, continues to be spotted without her wedding ring, but so far she has not filed for divorce. You just can’t help wondering why any woman would stay married to somebody who cheats on you that much for even a minute after finding out about it. Oh, wait, money… tons and tons and tons of money… Nevermind.

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