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Tiger Woods Out of Rehab and Back to Golfing

Tiger Woods is reportedly back at home after a long stint at a sexual addiction rehab clinic and warming up for a return to the sport that made him a household name. The beleaguered golfer was spotted whacking balls at the Isleworth golf range near his Orlando home over the weekend.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army)

Tiger Woods has not yet announced when exactly he’ll be returning to the game, but sports analysts anticipate he will likely rejoin the PGA tour soon. “I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don’t know when that day will be,” Woods said during his ‘apology’ speech at a press conference on Feb. 19. “I don’t rule out that it will be this year.”

Some speculate Woods may attend the Arnold Palmer Invitational and it’s a good bet that if he does plan on golfing again this year, he’ll at least play in The Masters. Woods hasn’t missed a Masters since 1995.

Personally, we think it would be good for Tiger Woods to get back to golfing as soon as possible. Sure, they’ll be another round of media insanity the minute he returns to the game, but why not go ahead and get it over with?

Sports fans have shown their loyalty to their favorite players under far more scandalous circumstances. And once the fans get back on board with Woods, so will the sponsors – no matter how many mistresses keep selling their stories to the tabloids.

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Tiger Woods Sex Rehab Photos Surface Online

New photos allegedly showing golf legend Tiger Woods at a sex rehab clinic have appeared online. Woods is rumored to be undergoing treatment for sexual addiction at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services facility in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, Special to American Forces Press Service, U.S. Army)

RadarOnline.com has printed one of the new photos allegedly showing Tiger Woods at the sex rehab clinic. More photos will reportedly be appearing shortly in the pages of the National Enquirer.

The National Enquirer claims they have solved the mystery of Tiger Woods’ disappearance and have the photos to prove it. The tabloid claims Woods is indeed at a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi, as the latest rumors have alleged. While we always take what they say with a truckload of salt, they were right about John Edwards, so…

Tiger Woods has not been seen in public, or photographed, since he crashed his car into a tree outside his home shortly after Thanksgiving. That crash was the catalyst for a media frenzy eventually culminating in an admission by Woods he had cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods. More than a dozen women have been linked romantically to Tiger Woods since November, with several of his alleged mistresses selling their stories to the highest bidder.

Woods is reportedly undergoing the “Gentle Path” program created by Dr. Patrick Carnes at the Pine Grove clinic to help him with a compulsive addiction to sex. Woods allegedly checked into the program on Dec. 30 and is living at one of the cottages on the property during his six-week stay.

Several local TV stations and a journalist for the New York Times have also reported Tiger Woods is at the sex rehab clinic.

If it is indeed true, we’re glad he’s getting help and impressed he managed to keep the whole thing under wraps so long. Too bad he didn’t think of getting his head shrinked before he slept with every girl he could get his hands on.

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Tiger Woods Returning to Golf After Sex Addiction Rehab

The latest gossip on disgraced golf legend Tiger Woods is that he’ll be returning to the sport following a stint at a sex addiction rehab in Mississippi. Woods allegedly entered the sex addiction rehab program earlier this month.

Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison, source: Wikimedia Commons)

Alleged serial cheater Tiger Woods reportedly checked himself into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, according to tabloid sources. Woods is allegedly attending a six week program for sexually compulsive behavior. Several local media outlets have also reported Tiger Woods is at the clinic and eyewitnesses have come forward saying they have seen him in town.Â Woods’ participationÂ in a rehab program hasÂ not been confirmed by anyone on his’ team.

Tiger Woods will reportedly return to golf once he has completed the sex addiction program. Whether or not he’ll make it in time for The Masters is the big question. Woods’ reps are not commenting so far on exactly when the golf icon will return to the game.

Elin Nordegren Woods, Tiger’s wife, continues to be spotted without her wedding ring, but so far she has not filed for divorce. You just can’t help wondering why any woman would stay married to somebody who cheats on you that much for even a minute after finding out about it. Oh, wait, money… tons and tons and tons of money… Nevermind.

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Tiger Woods Vanity Fair Cover Exploits Affair Scandal

Tiger Woods may be MIA (now allegedly somewhere in Africa), but that hasn’t stopped Vanity Fair from exploiting the fallen golfer to boost their sales. The February 2009 cover of Vanity Fair features a pumped, shirtless Tiger Woods lifting iron while he glares dangerously at the lens of celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz.

Tiger Woods has been hiding from public view since his bizarre car crash in November. Rumors have burned across the Net that the golfer is shacked up on a yacht in Florida, hiding out at a luxury Trump property, undergoing plastic surgery for injuries caused by his wife Elin Nordegren or possibly receiving sex addiction therapy in rehab in Arizona. Each rumor just seems crazier than the last! The latest ‘where in the world is Tiger Woods’ speculation – thanks to TMZ.com – is that the legendary golfer is holed up somewhere in Africa to keep out of public view.

Tiger Woods hasn’t been photographed in months, but that didn’t stop Vanity Fair from capitalizing on his image to boost sales of their upcoming February issue. The magazine splashed their cover with a previously unpublished photo of Woods shirtless and slightly menacing in a clear ploy to garner profits over his affairs scandal. The self-proclaimed “raw never-before-seen” photo spread by Annie Leibovitz continues inside the mag, accompanied by snarky commentary from Friday Night Lights author Buzz Bissinger.

No matter where Tiger Woods may be trying to hide out, it seems there isn’t a hole deep enough to keep him from being exploited by the media for their own profits.

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Tiger Woods Birthday Present – Rumors of Plastic Surgery and Rehab

Tiger Woods is out there somewhere celebrating hisÂ birthday, but we doubt he’s enjoying it all that much. Woods turns 34 today and his present from the world is a new slew of rumors about where he’s been hiding out lately.

One rumor claims Tiger Woods is undergoing plastic surgery for injuries sustained to his face after being slammed in the head by wife Elin Nordegren with a 9-iron afterÂ she foundÂ racy text messages to him from alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Another report circulating claims the golfer has checked into rehab in Arizona for sex addiction treatment. Then there are the rumors Tiger Woods is shacked up aboard his private yacht in Palm Beach and spending his free time canoodling with Uchitel.

Considering how desperate the paparazzi are to snap even one photo of Tiger Woods, it’s actually pretty spectacular he’s managed to keep his mug out of the media this long following that whole bizarre car accident thing and ensuing affairs scandal.

Wherever Tiger Woods is and whatever it is he really is doing on his birthday, we just hope he’s not fueling any more fodder for future tabloid nastiness.

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