Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods Divorce Finally on the Way?

Elin Nordegren was not on hand when Tiger Woods failed to reclaim his golf glory at the Masters. Tiger Woods’ wife was also reportedly ‘furious’ over the creepy Nike commercial he appeared in overdubbed with the voice of his dead father. Now the rumors of an impending divorce between Woods and Nordegren have flared up again.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

After Tiger Woods placed a disappointing fourth at the Masters tournament, wife Elin Nordegren reportedly hopped a plane to an unknown destination, leaving her children and husband behind. Sources close to the couple are allegedly saying she was extremely upset over Woods’ return to golf so soon and the Nike commercial he starred in that played during the Masters.

Elin Nordegren
Elin Nordegren

“Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do,” an alleged friend told People. “She wouldn’t have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon.”

Woods has already scheduled his next golf tournament, turning in his entry for the U.S. Open in Pebble Beach, CA from June 17-20. Nordegren is reportedly not pleased with her husband’s focus on his career rather than repairing the damage to his family.

If Elin Nordegren is indeed finally ready to file for divorce from Tiger Woods, she’s keeping it well hidden so far. No legal paperwork regarding a split has been filed and there is no real confirmation she has even met with a divorce attorney. Still, we can’t hope but help she will realize that a Tiger can’t change his stripes and get the hell out.

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Tiger Woods Press Conference Fails to Impress Alleged Mistress

Tiger Woods spoke to the press on Monday at the Augusta National Golf Club, apologizing again for causing “so much harm” to his loved ones and fans over his “transgressions” with various alleged mistresses. Woods will return to golf at the US Masters on Thursday after nearly five months of being absent from the game.

Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

“I lied to a lot of people, deceived a lot of people, kept others in the dark,” Tiger Woods said in the pre-Masters press conference. “‘I fooled myself as well. The full magnitude of it, it’s pretty brutal. I take full responsibility for what I’ve done, and I don’t take that lightly.”

Woods said he was blown away by the encouragement he received from fans when he hit the course at Augusta National to practice for the Masters. “I tell you what; the galleries couldn’t have been nicer… Today was just something that really touched my heart pretty good.” (Read the full Tiger Woods press conference transcript here.)

Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, called the golfer’s press conference a “big malarkey” and said all of the women who had relationships with him “deserve an apology.” Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, who is representing James, echoed her client’s statement. “Women are not transgressions, they’re human beings.”

Really, we don’t think anyone who gets down and dirty with an obviously married man has a right to any kind of apology. All those “women” out there who are enjoying their 15 minutes of fame for sleeping with Tiger Woods needing be handing out apologies instead – to Woods’ wife and children.

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Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel $10 Million Payout?

Did Tiger Woods alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel really receive a $10 million payout to keep her mouth shut about her affair with the golf legend? If the rumor is true, we seriously hope Elin Nordegren is reconsidering those divorce papers right about now.

Rachel Uchitel (publicity photo)
Rachel Uchitel (publicity photo)

Rachel Uchitel, the first of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses to be named in the press, reportedly agreed to a $10 million deal to hold her silence about her sexual escapades with the golfer. According to TMZ.com, Utichel signed an “ironclad confidentiality agreement” in exchange for the huge monetary settlement.

While we find it a bit much to believe Tiger Woods would shell out $10 million to an ex-mistress, it’s not like he doesn’t have the money to spare. If Utichel did get anything close to that amount of money from Woods, she’s definitely going to make the other ladies jealous. Several of Woods’ other alleged mistresses reportedly received only a few hundred thousand dollars to purchase their silence. Others got nothing at all and had to earn their fees from the tabloids.

We’re just dying to hear what exactly Rachel Utichel knows about Tiger Woods’ bedroom life that is worth $10 million in cold, hard cash?

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Tiger Woods Practices for Masters at Augusta National

The day after his much-publicized and rather disappointing interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel, Tiger Woods was spotted practicing his golf swing at the Augusta National Golf Club on Monday. Woods will officially be returning to the game for the Masters Tournament at August National, which runs from April 8 to 11.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

According to Golf Digest, Tiger Woods played 36 holes on Monday and is working hard on getting back in top shape for the Masters. Reuters reports two of Woods’ practice partners say the golf legend is back in “vintage” form. “I’d be hard pressed to see anyone beat him,” multiple PGA tour winner John Cook told the news agency.

It remains to be seen whether Elin Nordegren will attend the Masters, as she has in the past, to support her embattled husband. During his interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel, Nordegren holed up on the couple’s luxury yacht with their children to avoid the media frenzy.

While Tiger Woods admitted his affairs with various mistresses was “disgusting behavior,” the golfer is apparently still hoping his fans will be behind him as he returns to the game. “It would be nice to hear a couple claps here and there,” Woods told ESPN.

If Woods is lucky, maybe those “couple claps” will drown out the boos and hisses from the folks out there who would rather he go find a nice, deserted island to practice his swing on, rather than sullying the Masters with his smug, cheating, “entitled” face. Because all we’re going to be thinking about while he lines up his balls is those gross and repulsive text messages he allegedly sent ex-mistress Joslyn James. Eewwwwww.

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Tiger Woods ESPN and Golf Channel Interviews Boring and Pointless

Tiger Woods ESPN and Golf Channel interviews lasted all of five minutes and revealed little new information about the sex scandal that nearly ended his marriage to Elin Nordegren and left a nasty stain on his legendary career. Woods’ interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel are the first he’s given since his bizarre Nov. 27 car crash that eventually led to the revelation of his affairs with various alleged mistresses.

Tiger Woods (YouTube screenshot)
Tiger Woods (YouTube screenshot)

In two interviews with on Sunday, Tiger Woods was asked 21 questions by Golf Channel anchor Kelly Tilghman and ESPN reporter Tom Rinaldi.  The interviews aired simultaneously after a PGA Tour event. CBS, which broadcasts the Masters, reportedly turned down an interview, allegedly because the network was not happy with the five minute time limit. Tiger Woods announced last week he would be returning to golf at the Masters Tournament in August on April 5.

One of the most pointed questions in the interview came from ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi, who asked Tiger Woods why he ever got married to Elin Nordegren in the first place. “Why? Because I loved her,” Woods responded. “I loved Elin with everything I have. And that’s something that makes me feel even worse. That I did this to someone I love that much.”

If you missed the interviews and give a crap about hearing any more lame BS from Tiger Woods – you can check them out below.

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Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Releases X-Rated Text Messages

Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Josyln James is capitalizing on the golfer’s announcement he will be attending the Masters by launching a new website full of racy text messages she claims he sent her during their affair.

Joslyn James in her porn days (Publicity photo)
Joslyn James in her porn days (Naughty America publicity photo)

Former porn actress Joslyn James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, posted more than 100 text messages she claims are from Tiger Woods to her, many of them X-Rated, on www.sextingjoslynjames.com Thursday. If the Tiger Woods text messages are indeed for real, we don’t think we’ll ever be able to look at him with anything but disgust ever again. (Warning: the content on this site is definitely 18 and over only!)

Some of the text messages detail alleged fantasies Tiger Woods had of choking Joslyn James, throwing her around and engaging in gross sexual play with her that we aren’t going to talk about. “I want to treat you rough,” one message reads. “Throw you around, spank and slap you.” The text messages also allege he liked to call James a “whore” and wanted to hook up for threesomes with “another girl you trust.” James did not, however, post any messages she sent to Woods – a glaring omission in our opinion.

The last text message posted on the site is dated October 4, 2009 and implies that James had somehow nearly let the secret of their affair slip out. “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k!”

James says she wants the public to know the truth about her alleged relationship with Tiger Woods. The former porn star claims she was Woods’ “full-time mistress” and had an affair with him for three years during his marriage to wife Elin Nordegren.

“He led her to believe she was the only woman in his life other than his wife,” James’ attorney Gloria Allred said last month at a press conference. “She was in love with him, and he told her that he loved her… Whatever rehab Tiger participates in will not be meaningful or effective unless he acknowledges the relationship he had with my client.”

We didn’t really think the whole Tiger Woods sex scandal story could get any more screwed up, but if these text messages are real… well, let’s just say we’d never show our face in public again.

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Tiger Woods Masters Return Announced

Tiger Woods announced Tuesday he will be returning to golf next month to play the Masters Tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club. Woods said he feels like he is finally ready to return to the game that made him a household name, but he still has issues in his personal life to deal with.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army)
Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army)

“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect,” Woods said in a press statement. “After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.”

The announcement finally ends weeks of speculation about when and where Tiger Woods will return to the golf course competitively. It comes as little surprise that Woods would choose the Masters Tournament as his first foray back into the game. “The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think August is where I need to be,” Woods said, “even though it’s been a while since I last played.”

Woods said that he has undergone nearly two months of inpatient therapy to deal with his sexual addiction and other issues and he will be continuing to receive treatment. “Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life,” Woods said.

“When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational,” Woods said. “I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments and I look forward to competing in them again.”

We’re betting this could turn out to be the highest rated Masters Tournament in history. Hell, we might even watch it – and we can’t stand watching golf on TV – just to see the insanity of the media frenzy in action.

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