Elin Nordegren

“I’ve been through hell,” Elin Nordegren said in an interview with People magazine. “It’s hard to think you have this life and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real.”

Nordegren said she had no clue Tiger Woods was having affairs on the side. “I’m so embarrassed that I never suspected — not a one.” Nordegren is estimated to have received a divorce settlement worth at least $100 million, but she claims the money means little compared to the grief she has over the divorce.

“Money can’t buy me happiness,” Nordegren told People. “Or put my family back together.”

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Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Porn star Devon James allegedly claims Tiger Woods got her pregnant and she gave birth to a son in 2001, according to RadarOnline.com. “[Devon James] says Tiger is the father of her child,” an unidentified source allegedly told RadarOnline.com. “And she’s insistent about it.”

Devon James (Publicity Photo - Source: Devonxxx.com)

Theresa Rogers, a British journalist, also allegedly claims she had a baby fathered by Tiger Woods. Rogers gave birth to a daughter in 2003, which she reportedly asked for millions to keep quiet about. Her claim is documented in BBC Channel 4′s Tiger Woods: The Rise and Fall airing on Thursday.

Considering how many of the golfer’s alleged mistresses claim the golfer liked to have unprotected sex, we wouldn’t be surprised if there is a Tiger Woods love child or two out there somewhere. Until we see proof of a DNA test, however, we aren’t buying any of these claims.

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Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee (publicity photo)

According to TMZ.com, Michelle McGee and Jamie Jungers are trying to cash in on their celebrity trysts to extend their questionable 15 minutes of fame. The show is allegedly a remake of the original Cheaters show by Bobby Goldstein. Goldstein reportedly says both McGee and Jungers have agreed to star on the new Celebrity Cheaters show, but the series does not yet have a network.

The pitch for the show says the series would be based around the theme of trying to “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.” Well, we guess both Michelle McGee and Jamie Jungers are quite experienced in that skill.

So far the new reality series featuring Tiger Woods and Jesse James’ alleged mistresses is nothing more than hot air. Sadly, however, we could imagine at least a few networks that would probably be willing to air such crap.

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Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

After Tiger Woods placed a disappointing fourth at the Masters tournament, wife Elin Nordegren reportedly hopped a plane to an unknown destination, leaving her children and husband behind. Sources close to the couple are allegedly saying she was extremely upset over Woods’ return to golf so soon and the Nike commercial he starred in that played during the Masters.

Elin Nordegren

“Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do,” an alleged friend told People. “She wouldn’t have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon.”

Woods has already scheduled his next golf tournament, turning in his entry for the U.S. Open in Pebble Beach, CA from June 17-20. Nordegren is reportedly not pleased with her husband’s focus on his career rather than repairing the damage to his family.

If Elin Nordegren is indeed finally ready to file for divorce from Tiger Woods, she’s keeping it well hidden so far. No legal paperwork regarding a split has been filed and there is no real confirmation she has even met with a divorce attorney. Still, we can’t hope but help she will realize that a Tiger can’t change his stripes and get the hell out.

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Thankfully, we know we aren’t crazy because plenty of other folks out there apparently think the commercial is a serious fail too. Other viewers of the Tiger Woods commercial have called it “bizarre,” “strange” and – like us – “creepy.” Not exactly the kind of image one wants to associate with a brand name like Nike.

Weird commercials aside, the biggest Tiger Woods news right now is his appearance at the Masters Golf Tournament in Augusta. For those who simply must get a taste of the Tiger on live TV, check out the schedule below for Woods viewing opportunities (Eastern time).

Thursday, April 8
4:00 PM – 7:30 PM – ESPN
8:00 PM – 11:00 PM – ESPN

Friday, April 9

4:00 PM – 7:30 PM – ESPN
8:00 PM – 11:00 PM – ESPN

Saturday, April 10

3:30 PM – 7:00 PM – CBS

Sunday, April 11

2:00 PM – 7:00 PM – CBS

You can also check out Masters Live coverage at www.masters.com.

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Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army)

The latest cheating allegation is especially disturbing because Tiger Woods has allegedly known Raychel Coudriet since she was 14. Coudriet reportedly lives near the golfer’s home near Orlando. The National Enquirer claims Woods and Coudriet made out in sight of his house and had sex in his office.

Raychel Coudriet was reportedly enraged when she found out she was only one of dozens of women Tiger Woods allegedly slept with. “I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex,” Coudriet said, a source reportedly told the Enquirer. “I just wanted to dig a big hole, crawl in and die.”

Proof of this latest Tiger Woods affair may come in the form of even more racy text messages between the golf legend and his new alleged mistress. Much like the text messages Woods sent former porn star Joslyn James, the ones sent to Coudriet are reportedly graphic and extremely sexual in nature.

Tiger Woods may go forth and conquer the Masters Tournament, but nothing will ever win him our respect in any way ever again. If this latest affair rumor is true and Elin Nordegren still doesn’t dump Tiger Woods to the curb pronto, we just don’t know what the hell is wrong with her.

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Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

“I lied to a lot of people, deceived a lot of people, kept others in the dark,” Tiger Woods said in the pre-Masters press conference. “‘I fooled myself as well. The full magnitude of it, it’s pretty brutal. I take full responsibility for what I’ve done, and I don’t take that lightly.”

Woods said he was blown away by the encouragement he received from fans when he hit the course at Augusta National to practice for the Masters. “I tell you what; the galleries couldn’t have been nicer… Today was just something that really touched my heart pretty good.” (Read the full Tiger Woods press conference transcript here.)

Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, called the golfer’s press conference a “big malarkey” and said all of the women who had relationships with him “deserve an apology.” Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, who is representing James, echoed her client’s statement. “Women are not transgressions, they’re human beings.”

Really, we don’t think anyone who gets down and dirty with an obviously married man has a right to any kind of apology. All those “women” out there who are enjoying their 15 minutes of fame for sleeping with Tiger Woods needing be handing out apologies instead – to Woods’ wife and children.

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Tiger Woods (YouTube screenshot)

In an interview for the book The Wicked Game, Tiger Woods claimed that a group of older children tied him to a tree and sprayed “n****r” on his chest on his first day at kindergarten. Ms. Maureen Decker, Woods’ kindergarten teacher, says no such thing ever happened.

Donald Hill, the former principal of Cerritos Elementary School, said in a press statement that he never heard of any racist attack against Woods while he was at the school. A parent at the school, Linda DaVeiga, also supports Woods’ kindergarten teacher’s claim that the incident never happened. According to TMZ.com, DaVeiga was around the school “constantly” and heard nothing about any such alleged attack.

In a press conference on Friday with lawyer Gloria Allred, Ms. Decker said she suffers terrible migraine headaches as a result of Tiger Woods’ allegations that she “really didn’t do much of anything” in response to the incident he claims shaped his “racial identity.”

If Tiger Woods really did lie about being a victim of a racist attack as a child, we personally think that’s about the worst thing he’s done – even above and beyond all his sordid sexual escapades behind his wife’s back. We really hope Woods wouldn’t be that disgusting.

>> Previously:  Tiger Woods Kindergarten Teacher Says He Lied About Racist Attack

Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Back in 2005, Tiger Woods told a moving story of being victimized as a child because of his race. In an interview for a book written by Charles Barkley, Woods said he was abused by a group of kids on his first day of kindergarten because of his skin color.

“I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten,” Woods said in the interview. “A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word ‘n****r’ on me, and threw rocks at me. That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn’t do much of anything.”

Well, now that teacher has decided to speak out about Woods’ story of her failure to respond to the alleged attack against Woods in kindergarten, according to TMZ.com. Backed by celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred, Ms. Decker claims that “no such incident ever occurred to Tiger Woods while he was under [my] care as a kindergarten pupil on the first day of class.”

“No teacher should ever be treated in such a callous and unfair manner, especially one such as Ms. Decker” Gloria Allred said in a press statement. “The time for Tiger Woods to make direct amends to her is now.”

Ouch! It’s gotta hurt when even your old kindergarten teacher is out to get you!

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Rachel Uchitel (publicity photo)

Rachel Uchitel, the first of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses to be named in the press, reportedly agreed to a $10 million deal to hold her silence about her sexual escapades with the golfer. According to TMZ.com, Utichel signed an “ironclad confidentiality agreement” in exchange for the huge monetary settlement.

While we find it a bit much to believe Tiger Woods would shell out $10 million to an ex-mistress, it’s not like he doesn’t have the money to spare. If Utichel did get anything close to that amount of money from Woods, she’s definitely going to make the other ladies jealous. Several of Woods’ other alleged mistresses reportedly received only a few hundred thousand dollars to purchase their silence. Others got nothing at all and had to earn their fees from the tabloids.

We’re just dying to hear what exactly Rachel Utichel knows about Tiger Woods’ bedroom life that is worth $10 million in cold, hard cash?

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