Tila Tequila

“BIG ANNOUNCEMENT,” Tila Tequila posted on her Twitter account. “I am going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife!!! …That is my xmas present to them. I’m pregnant!!!!”

The exact nature of this alleged surrogacy is unclear. Tequila could be carrying a child from her brother and his wife’s genetic mix, a donor mix or just plans to give her own biological child to the couple.

However, we do hope that Tequila is not just being crazy again – like with her recent naked video rant. Or wrongly proclaiming on her Twitter feed, again, that she is pregnant. She already did that once over the summer.

We wonder what Tequila’s fiancée, Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson feels about this whole surrogacy thing. Johnson is already fighting with her mother, Sale Johnson, to reclaim custody of her adopted daughter Ava. Ava was removed from Casey Johnson’s custody earlier this year allegedly due to concerns about the child’s safety.

So now naked ranting Tila Tequila and her allegedly child-endangering girlfriend are going to be responsible for bringing a new baby into the world? We’re kind of feeling bad for Tequila’s brother and his wife right about now…

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Seriously, this was some disturbing stuff. Not only did Tila Tequila sound like a maniac in her Ustream video, she demonstrated her insanity as well, reportedly removing a tampon on air and throwing in a bit of masturbation as well. The video, thankfully, has now been taken down, apparently by Tila Tequila herself.

“I am an angel,” Tequila proclaimed in her nude video vent session, “because I am here to save the world with my army.” Vaguely explaining why she was naked except for a shiny necklace, Tequila said, “I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing… that’s why I’m a lesbian… I was born naked… anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

Okay, so anyone who doesn’t think it’s kosher to writhe around naked in live streaming videos on the Net is a repressed gay? Oh, and Tequila also wants everyone to know San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman is a “woman beater” and a drug abuser. Tequila is currently suing Merriman over an alleged domestic abuse incident in September.

Tequila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, responded his client’s naked video rant by telling TMZ.com he thinks the incident with Merriman “pushed her over the edge.” Nownejad also reportedly said he’s trying to figure out how to get Tequila some help, because there is obviously something seriously wrong with her.

Yeah, um, we’d say so…

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