Former reality TV star Tila Tequila has claimed she is pregnant so many times at this point, we’re just not going to actually believe it until a baby actually pops out of her and swears it isn’t a joke. Even then, we might require DNA proof for verification.

The funeral for Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson was held Tuesday morning in New Brunswick, NJ. Reality TV star Tila Tequila, who was engaged to Johnson at the time of her death, was not invited by the family to attend.

An autopsy performed on the body of Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson revealed no immediate cause of death, although the report stated there were no signs of foul play in the socialite’s death.

Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson was found dead on Monday at her home in Los Angeles. Police believe Johnson, who was engaged to reality TV star Tila Tequila, died several days before her body was discovered.

Okay, so admittedly that headline sounds a bit off. It’s true though! Former A Shot at Love reality TV star Tila Tequila announced this week on her Twitter feed that she is going to play surrogate for her brother and his wife and says she is already pregnant.

Former A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila star and model Tila Tequila has totally lost it! In a crazed frenzy, Tila Tequila appeared in a live video on Ustream this morning naked and “woman beater” Shawne Merriman and a host of other topics.

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