Tila Tequila (Publicity photo)

Tila Tequila swears this time is for real and has even produced an alleged sonogram backing up her claim. Unlike last time, however, Tequila is not playing surrogate for her brother and his wife – this baby is supposedly all for her. As for the baby’s father, she hinted with comments on her Twitter feed that the daddy is rapper Jayceon Terrell Taylor, otherwise known as “The Game“.

Tequila has been spamming her Twitter feed with references to The Game in every other comment recently. She has not, however, actually come out and directly said he is the father of her alleged baby, but she has called him “babydaddy” repeatedly and stated the rapper was supposed to take her shopping for “the baby clothes.”

The Game posted a brief Tweet last night saying “To My Unborn child (2pack’s voice),” but we have no clue what the hell that means. This is the same guy who Tweeted in the previous comment “#imthetypeto fart in the bath tub & bite the bubble.”

If there is an actual, not-pretend baby on the way for Tila Tequila, we just can’t help but feel rather bad for that poor, poor child.

* Update:  The Game has reportedly told TMZ.com he isn’t the father of any Tila Tequila baby and pretty much wouldn’t touch her with a 50 foot pole or something along those lines. In response, Tequila started slamming The Game all over her Twitter feed and saying crap like ‘I can still have an abortion!’  This chick either has some serious mental issues or there is an alien creature eating through her brain… We vote for the second one.

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Casey Johnson

The funeral for 30-year-old Casey Johnson was a small, private affair attended only by family and close friends. Johnson was found dead in her home in Los Angeles on Jan 4. An official cause of death has yet to be determined. Johnson suffered from diabetes, but it is not yet known if the disease was a contributor to her death.

Casey Johnson’s girlfriend, Tila Tequila, was reportedly not invited to attend the socialite’s funeral and was not present at the service. Tequila said her therapist put her on “suicide watch” after Johnson’s death but she is now doing fine. “I know Casey wants me to be alive and she hates seeing me like this,” Tequila told People. “She always hated it when she would see me cry.”

Tila Tequila was scheduled to appear on The Larry King Show Tuesday night to discuss the late as part of a tribute to the late Johnson & Johnson heiress. Tequila was dropped from the program, however, after Johnson’s family allegedly protested her appearance on the show.

Donations in Johnson’s memory are being accepted by the Casey Johnson Memorial at the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.

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Casey Johnson

No evidence of foul play or trauma to the body was found during the official autopsy by the LA County Coroner’s Office on Casey Johnson. Johnson struggled with diabetes throughout her life, but authorities did not state whether or not the disease was thought to be a possible contributing factor to her death.

An unidentified source allegedly told RadarOnline.com that Johnson’s girlfriend, reality TV star Tila Tequila, feared the heiress had died of a drug overdose. TMZ.com reported that only an “insignificant” amount of prescription drugs were found in Johnson’s home.

A private funeral for friends and family has been scheduled for later this week. No other details regarding the memorial have been released. In a press statement through their rep, the Johnson family said they wish to “thank everyone who has expressed condolences and support during this trying time. Your thoughts and prayers are deeply appreciated.”

>> Previously:  Johnson and Johnson Heiress Dies – Police Investigate Casey Johnson Death

Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila

An autopsy and toxicology tests will be performed on the body of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson to hopefully determine a cause of death for the 30-year-old socialite. The Los Angeles Police Department reported there were no signs of foul play, but will continue to investigate Johnson’s death.

TMZ.com reports Casey Johnson had a history of diabetes and insulin injections were found at her home. Johnson has allegedly been hospitalized twice due to diabetes complications.

Casey Johnson was the daughter of New York Jets owner Woody Johnson and heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune. She had recently become engaged to girlfriend Tila Tequila, giving the reality TV personality a huge diamond ring as a symbol of their commitment.

Tequila posted the news of her fiancée’s death on her Twitter feed Monday. “Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson,” Tequila said. “She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support.”

>> Previously:  Tila Tequila Ustream Video Naked Meltdown!

Tila Tequila

“BIG ANNOUNCEMENT,” Tila Tequila posted on her Twitter account. “I am going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife!!! …That is my xmas present to them. I’m pregnant!!!!”

The exact nature of this alleged surrogacy is unclear. Tequila could be carrying a child from her brother and his wife’s genetic mix, a donor mix or just plans to give her own biological child to the couple.

However, we do hope that Tequila is not just being crazy again – like with her recent naked video rant. Or wrongly proclaiming on her Twitter feed, again, that she is pregnant. She already did that once over the summer.

We wonder what Tequila’s fiancée, Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson feels about this whole surrogacy thing. Johnson is already fighting with her mother, Sale Johnson, to reclaim custody of her adopted daughter Ava. Ava was removed from Casey Johnson’s custody earlier this year allegedly due to concerns about the child’s safety.

So now naked ranting Tila Tequila and her allegedly child-endangering girlfriend are going to be responsible for bringing a new baby into the world? We’re kind of feeling bad for Tequila’s brother and his wife right about now…

>> Previously:  Tila Tequila Ustream Video Naked Meltdown!

Seriously, this was some disturbing stuff. Not only did Tila Tequila sound like a maniac in her Ustream video, she demonstrated her insanity as well, reportedly removing a tampon on air and throwing in a bit of masturbation as well. The video, thankfully, has now been taken down, apparently by Tila Tequila herself.

“I am an angel,” Tequila proclaimed in her nude video vent session, “because I am here to save the world with my army.” Vaguely explaining why she was naked except for a shiny necklace, Tequila said, “I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing… that’s why I’m a lesbian… I was born naked… anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

Okay, so anyone who doesn’t think it’s kosher to writhe around naked in live streaming videos on the Net is a repressed gay? Oh, and Tequila also wants everyone to know San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman is a “woman beater” and a drug abuser. Tequila is currently suing Merriman over an alleged domestic abuse incident in September.

Tequila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, responded his client’s naked video rant by telling TMZ.com he thinks the incident with Merriman “pushed her over the edge.” Nownejad also reportedly said he’s trying to figure out how to get Tequila some help, because there is obviously something seriously wrong with her.

Yeah, um, we’d say so…

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