Despite reports in major magazines and newspapers earlier this week, Tina Knowles (Beyonce’s mother) appeared on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show to say that no, it’s not true – Beyonce is not pregnant. Â She went on to say that if every pregnancy rumor in the press were true, she’d have six grandchildren by now.
Knowles says that she can’t wait to be a grandmother again, though, and that if and when it finally happens, no one will be happier than she will. Â So now it’s time to wonder – is it possible that Mom has been kept out of the loop and that B actually is pregnant, or is it more likely that the press jumped to conclusions too easily?
Beyonce‘s mom Tina Knowles has reportedly filed for divorce from estranged husband Matthew Knowles, seeking to end their 29-year marriage. Matthew Knowles was slapped with a paternity suit in October from a woman named Alexsandra Wright, who claims he is the father of her baby.
Tina Knowles reportedly filed divorce papers in Texas last month after the paternity suit from Matthew Knowles’ alleged mistress hit the press. 30-something Alexsandra Wright claims 58-year-old Matthew Knowles had an affair with her and is the father of her baby. No comment has been made from either side on the reported divorce filing so far.
Matthew Knowles is the longtime manager of daughter Beyonce while Tina Knowles was Beyonce’s original costume designer and helped launch the House of Dereon fashion line with her daughter in 2004. Millions could be at stake in a divorce battle between Beyonce’s parents.
What in the birthday cake are you wearing, Miley? These are the OSCARS, little vixen. You are not fooling ANYONE in that getup, they’ve all seen your hacked pix. So, did Disney pick it out? From the traveling dinner theater production of “The Little Mermaid: It’s Your Birthday, Ariel!”?
Wait a minute… it’s all coming together now…Tina Knowles got to you! That HAS to be it, it’s a Beyonce leftover from the family’s House Of DereonBeyonce and poor Solange written all over it. Quick! Run away from the glue guns, Miley! They’re coming with the FEATHERS!
Poor Solange Knowles either isn’t very swooft or she’s been brainwashed by evil sis Beyonce and fuggery designer mom Tina. They have foisted so many bad outfits on Solange that Snarkista is concerned for her mental health. Just look at what they did to her in her latest video! Criminal.
They have to talk her into wearing this shizz by telling her it’s cutting-edge, highly demanded House Of Derrierre couture, all while Beyonce cackles a witchy laugh. Solange doesn’t even get a new belt. She must not understand math, or she’d look at House Of Dereon’s books and realize that NOBODY’S buying that crap. You KNOW Queen B has to be floating mama to keep her out of the way.
Tina Knowles can only get Solange (and occasionally Beyonce) to wear her creations. Now, if you need some good cameltoe wear, or wanna look like Big Bird, RUN to Tina and she will hook you right up. But if Solange doesn’t watch it, she’s gonna become the next Juliet Lewis. That is NOT a good thing.
This should probably be “Crimes Against Fashion: Tina Knowles Edition.” However, Solange Knowles IS an adult, and presumably has the ability to say “HELL NO, MOM!” She didn’t, so Solange is charged with the crime. There is SO much wrong with Solange’s new video for her lame song “Sandcastle Disco”. Solange can NOT dance. (She can, however, play charades.) Snarkista’s not wild about her singing. But all of this pales in comparison to the horrifying costumes that have been foisted upon poor Solange.
To say they are fugly is being incredibly kind. We have Solange in a great imitation of a Goodwill cocktail dress. Solange in an outfit that is unclassifiable, but resembles a giant Barry Manilow “Copacabana” shirt. It’s yellow, and it’s trying to EAT Solange while she “dances” on a giant piano. Then there’s Solange as Big Bird. It is all unbelievably god-awful.
Solange hasn’t gotten the memo that the only thing she’s ever gonna star in is House Of Dereon ads. Big sissy Beyonce got that written in stone a LONG time ago. Poor Solange is relegated to pantomiming with backup girls who can also pantomime. It’s painful. Extremely painful. Solange? If your video looks like it was made by Sesame Street, you REALLY need to kick somebody’s ass. Here’s an even better idea. Get some revenge on Beyonce by “helping mama design”. That would be a hellofa lot more fun.
Beyonce and mom Tina Knowles have extended the god-awful clothing line named after B’s poor grandmom. Now, YOUR kids can dress like little Lolitas AND help support Beyonce and Tina’s nasty rhinestone and glitter habits! That shiz is CRACK for those two! What’s next- kiddie cameltoes? Gramma must be rolling in her grave. Is Snarkista just a big prude? Vote and give me your opinion!