Oh, this is NOT good for Tom Cruise’s efforts to reverse his current “box-office poison” reputation. As you all know, Tom is starring in the much-delayed “Valkyrie”, where he plays a Nazi bent on assassinating Hitler. The movie is NOT a comedy, but test audiences are having a hard time not laughing at [...]

Snark Food reported on the $250 million dollar lawsuit against Tom Cruise and Scientology, filed in Florida in July. Peter Letterese, an ex-Scientologist sued using the RICO statute against the Church of Scientology. Fishbowl LA is reporting that he’s amended the suit and filed against Cruise and the “Church” on Oct. 24. He added [...]

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Oh, this makes Katie’s OTHER Crimes Against Fashion look like misdemeanors! What happened to Katie’s teeth? The pic on the left was shot yesterday, the pic in the middle was shot this summer, and the pic on the right [...]

No, NOT this heinous outfit Katie Holmes wore on Thursday for opening night. The afterparty was at “E-Space” and Katie got confused. The fact that she designed this herself will have to wait, because Katie is taking too many “Crimes Against Fashion” awards. But in honor of Scientology-prisoner Katie’s debut on Broadway, [...]

Oh, help. Snarkista told Katie Holmes NO to this look back in July as Katie was filming a cameo for Eli Stone. She HOPED it would not have been captured on film, but was just another of Katie’s Crimes Against Fashion. Sadly, it WAS her look on the show. Katie’s not [...]

Katie Holmes stepped out again in NYC with daughter Suri, wearing some HEINOUS looking leggings. As you know all too well, Snarkista loathes leggings. Especially ones that look like they’re made from a cheap pleather couch! Katie is a tall girl, yet manages to stumpify herself incredibly in THIS getup. [...]

Addicted chanteuse Amy Winehouse is in SERIOUS trouble. It was only a matter of time before the Scientologists set their sights on her and tried to round her up into Narcanon, their extremely unsuccessful drug “rehab” program. Amy needs help, no doubt about it. And the Scientologists are about to help her [...]

Katie Holmes has been hanging out between her Broadway All My Sons duties with a handsome mystery man. The cast and crew call him “Mister X”. And the “X” doesn’t stand for Xenu! Katie seems to have somehow escaped the death grip of Tommy, and has found time to chill with a [...]

CRAP! The effin’ Scientologists are trying to snatch Pink into the Xenu fold. Pink! Think! Pink’s BFF Juliette Lewis (yes, the fashion trainwreck and sometime-rocker) has reportedly recruited Pink into the fellowship of the thetan-fearers. Juliette thinks holding some soup cans will help Pink get over the breakdown of her marriage to [...]

Okay, this video isn’t from Tom Cruise’s last birthday in July, but it IS from his top secret birthday party aboard the Freewinds, Scientology’s asbestos-ridden (earthly) mothership. Snarkista’s watching the DNC and wanted to give y’all something to laugh at BESIDES nutty protesters calling Obama a warmonger (?)! Here’s Tom, with Scientology-boss [...]