December 26, 2011

Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol Box Office Holiday Win

Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol is the big winner of the holiday box office take this year, beating out runner-up Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows with an estimated $42.2 million in ticket sales over the four-day holiday weekend.

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May 18, 2011

Oprah tapes her final shows

Twenty-five years of Oprah shows are nearly coming to a close, and all the major stars are coming out of the woodwork to join in the celebrations.  Beyoncé, Dakota Fanning, Tom Cruise, and even Madonna came out to Chicago to take part in the taping of the three final episodes of Oprah’s final season. Other […]

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April 28, 2011

Star magazine admits Katie Holmes is not an addict

If you’re a tabloid, you’d better be careful about your fact-checking, and even more careful about baseless insinuations.  That’s the lesson the Star gossip magazine learned recently after having to settle a $50 million defamation lawsuit with Katie Holmes, after they strongly implied that Holmes wanted to leave Tom Cruise, but couldn’t because of a […]

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June 27, 2010

Toy Story 3 Beats Sandler and Cruise at Weekend Box Office

Toy Story 3 has topped the weekend box office for the second week in row, beating out the debuts of Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups and Tom Cruise’s much-hyped action thriller Knight and Day.

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July 24, 2009

Katie Holmes ‘Kills’ With So You Think You Can Dance Judy Garland Tribute

Actress Katie Holmes killed on last night’s So You Think You Can Dance with a tribute performance to Judy Garland – but not in a good way. The dance stylings of Mrs. Tom Cruise on So You Think You Can Dance were so torturous, it’s amazing live audience members didn’t keel over from sheer horror. […]

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May 11, 2009

Katie Holmes Is About To Go Nuts

Imprisoned starlet Katie Holmes is rumored to be in danger of cracking up over hubby Tom Cruise’s pressure for her to have another Sci-bot. Their little Suri– princess of the universe- is OVER Katie’s pretending to be a designer so she can get out of the basement and share Suri’s craft room. Katie’s Scientology jailers […]

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April 30, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes, Edition NO.

Katie Holmes popped out of Aladdin’s lamp the other night, escaping to the Independent Filmmaker Project’s annual in NYC. Katie can surprise with some whack outfits, including some unfortunate self-creations. Is this Jen Aniston meets “I Dream Of Jeanie” another one? No matter who made it, it’s classic K-bot. Kate zips us back to the […]

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January 28, 2009

Tom Cruise Wants To Play Hero Airline Captain

Little Tommy Cruise hearts superpilot Captain Chesley Sullenberger SO MUCH. Captain Chesley successfully crash-landed a US Air passenger jet in the Hudson river, saving all 150 passengers due to his incredible skill- and is a hero! Tommy played a pilot hero in Top Gun, so that makes him want this role even more. AND Tommy […]

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January 5, 2009

Katie Holmes To Fix Her Looks By Poisoning Herself

Reportedly, dumbass Katie Holmes is teetering on the brink of TOTAL physical and mental disintegration. “But she’s brainwashed, Snarkista! Don’t blame poor Katie!” Ah, but either Katie didn’t do her homework on crazy Tom Cruise before they hooked up, or she just couldn’t resist his mad powers. Australia’s NW magazine details how much Katie’s looks […]

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December 29, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes Edition (Again)

Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No, it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap, […]

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