July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

And he did it with such EXQUISITE timing! The day before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday!! Way to get out of the gift dilemma AND the certain awkward pics, Tony. It’s hard to find those yee-haw milkmaid dresses that J. Simp seems to be enamored of, and, well…it looks like jewelry was out […]

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February 6, 2009

Jessica Simpson: A Bad Night In Grand Rapids

Stop the pain! Jessica Simpson’s having a run of bad performances…some because she insists upon YAMMERING about her Cowboy Tony Romo. Actually, Jess does this every time. But something else she’s been doing a LOT of, is screwing up onstage. Last night, Chesty was in Grand Rapids, MI., and Tony missed his flight. So…bipolar meltdown. […]

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January 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Jessica Simpson Edition

Holy mom-jeans, Jessica. No! This outfit absolutely gets a top-4 seed in the “Jessica Simpson Crimes Against Fashion Tournament and Chili Cookoff.” Which is sorta where Jessica was when she squeezed into THIS little number! A chili-cookoff, that is, doing her act in front of 3,000 actual people! It beats bingo halls and bowling alleys […]

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December 1, 2008

Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine, The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet […]

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November 14, 2008

Jessica Simpson DENIED By The CMAs

Whomever thought that Jessica Simpson was gonna be a part of the Country Music Awards in Nashville Wednesday night has bats in the brain! Some can’t BELIEVE that Jess wasn’t nominated for Newcomer of The Year, didn’t present an award, and didn’t even GO to the CMAs. Why? Because Jessica isn’t taken seriously by the […]

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October 22, 2008

Carrie Underwood Gets Waxed

Country superstar Carrie Underwood unveiled her wax sidekick at Madame Tussauds in New York today. Which one is the real Underpants? Hint: Wax-Carrie is wearing the fugliest dress. Real Carrie is wearing the fugliest shoes. They have identical personalities…so don’t get fooled, Jessica Simpson! We KNOW you still prank-call Carrie, but we won’t tell Tony […]

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October 18, 2008

Jessica Simpson Still Yammering Onstage About Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson continues to subject concert-goers with TMI about her relationship with Tony Romo. Obviously Jessica STILL hasn’t read The Rules, because she is still smashing every one of them. Jennifer Aniston Jr. played the Texas State Fair in Dallas last night, and Tony showed up with his hurt pinky. Most of the fans were […]

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September 30, 2008

Jessica Simpson Gets Panned Again In Canada

There are a lot of Canadians that are huge country music fans. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to be Jessica Simpson-as-country-singer fans. Jessica got panned AGAIN for a Canadian performance. Last time was in Ontario, this time it was in Windsor. The Windsor Star music reviewer had this to say about Jessica’s act: “The 28-year-old Texan […]

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September 19, 2008

Jessica Simpson Better Not Eff This One Up

Snarkista got an email from her daddy this afternoon. He sent this story from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, and she HAD to pass it along. By RANDY GALLOWAY rgalloway@star-telegram.com Tony Romo had been somewhat of an NFL opening-week quarterbacking exception, enjoying a great Sunday in Cleveland, except, of course, for that bloody chin thing. The […]

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September 7, 2008

Is Jessica Simpson Really Pregnant?

The net is buzzing today about the possibility that Jessica Simpson may have finally trapped Tony Romo by getting pregnant. Jess has definitely put on a few in the past months, even her country bumpkin-wear didn’t hide that. The picture on the left is causing all kinds of speculation (click ’em to enlarge). The other […]

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