If you haven’t seen him already, Snarkista presents Miley Cyrus’ brother Trace Cyrus…who is rapidly losing tat space on his body. Emo alert! That gi-normous, bling-stealing eagle on his chest must have hurt like holy hell! It’s a smart eagle, however, ‘cuz he has brass knuckles in his talons along with the bling.
Shaving has to be a bitch for Trace, as Snarkista counts at least 5 piercings in his mustache area. THIS is who Lindsay Lohan needs to hook up with, as he is obviously a big fan of leggings!
Trace’s Myspace highlights his band Metrostation ( Ghettotech?) as well as his new, optimistically-named clothing line From Backstage To Bedrooms. Trace does kinda stick out from the rest of the Cyrus family, but Billy Ray can take comfort in the fact that Trace does wear a Confederate soldier hat. Hey, at least it’s not a Hannah Montana wig! The South’s gonna rise again!