July 21, 2009

Katie Holmes Looking Horrible…Maybe It’s The New Flick…

Good grief, Katie Holmes is looking even more tired than usual these days. Tired and haggard and stalked. Stalked by her ever-present Scientology handlers, Kate was snapped attempting to play with lil’ bot Suri during a break from shooting her new horror flick “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark.” Katie has way more shizz to […]

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July 14, 2009

Debbie Rowe Sells Out Her Kids…Again

Michael Jackson’s children are pawns in a high-dollar game, and they are losing big-time. First, Grampaw Joe Jackson– who brutally abused Michael as a child, has announced he’s going to take Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket ON TOUR next year as “The Jackson 3.” Holy crap. Clearly, this isn’t what Michael would have wanted, but […]

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July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

And he did it with such EXQUISITE timing! The day before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday!! Way to get out of the gift dilemma AND the certain awkward pics, Tony. It’s hard to find those yee-haw milkmaid dresses that J. Simp seems to be enamored of, and, well…it looks like jewelry was out […]

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July 10, 2009

Morgan Freeman Wants To Marry His Granddaughter. Ew.

A sordid tale out of Hollywood today that should make Woody Allen look like a monk…72 year-old actor Morgan Freeman wants to marry his 27 year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, once his divorce is finalized. Reportedly the two have been carrying on an affair for 10 YEARS. Holy crap. Freeman and his estranged wife Myrna, 68,raised […]

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June 15, 2009

Heidi Montag Is Scared Of Al Roker

Eternal famewhores Heidi Montag and husbutt Spencer Pratt spoke to Al Roker today about their staged riveting adventures on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” Spencer thought Matt Lauer would be interviewing them instead, and told Ryan Seacrest: “I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we […]

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June 9, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Just when we think you’ve hit the bottom and MAY be headed back up for air, you pull a stunt that shocks even the most jaded among us. Not that Snarkista is jaded, mind you, but Lindsay Lohan is giving celebrities who behave badly good reasons to feel smug. The freckled […]

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June 5, 2009

Somebody Better Tell Brooke Hogan About This

No sooner had Big Brooke Hogan blabbed to the media that she was yes, indeed, dating OBVIOUS Jackie-O fan Sean Fox Zastoupil…than he was spotted exiting Britney Spears’ house around 3 A.M. this morning. Oops. Sean’s a bit of a man-ho, but do not turn your back on Britney for one SECOND! Are they back […]

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May 15, 2009

Spencer Pratt Says He’s “The White Jay-Z”

AHAHAHAHA! Oh, Spencer Pratt does not have an off button. The promo-machine just keeps cranking out the crap! Mr. Heidi Montag has just dropped a RAP single called…”I’m A Celebrity.” The Ghost granted an interview to Complex Blog. Here’s a taste: Complex: …You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the […]

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April 28, 2009

Casey Aldridge Recovering, To Be Moved From ICU

Jamie-Lynn Spears’ baby-daddy Casey Aldridge is recovering from his bad smashup early Sunday morning. Casey’s been hospitalized with a head injury from flipping his F-250 pickup truck on the driver’s side on a two-lane road in Louisiana at 1:30 a.m. Sunday. Police say alcohol was not involved…so either local law enforcement are starstruck, or Casey […]

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April 23, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen

The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight. Lindsay wants to set the record straight about her soap opera life! Does she do it? More importantly…do […]

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