David had mentioned a couple of months ago that he’d love to be invited, and there’s no word as to whether or not that little piece of information managed to get back to the palace, but no matter whether or not the message got through, it’s a happy ending for the Beckhams.  So now, of course, everyone will be waiting to see what Victoria decides to wear, and hoping that she doesn’t try to steal the show from the bride.

Victoria Beckham on 'American Idol' (Photo: Fox)

‘Posh’ Victoria Beckham appeared on The View as a guest last September and recently served as a guest judge on American Idol. We can’t wait to see what Beckham has to say, she was quite entertaining in her American Idol appearance, even taking Simon Cowell to task a few times!

Meghan McCain, daughter of former Republican presidential candidate John McCain, will also be appearing as a guest host on The View on Feb. 4. More guest hosts will be announced for the show over the next few weeks.

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The wife of superstar soccer god David Beckham will reportedly earn over $200,000 for a one-time guest judge appearance on American Idol’s 9th season.

Meanwhile, Paula Abdul said on Wednesday that she is already missing her co-judges on Idol and told TMZ.com jokingly that she’s sure Simon Cowell “misses me already” too.

As for that offer from former American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe to guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance, Paula isn’t sure what she’ll be doing next. “It’s been overwhelming what’s going on right now, so I have to really carefully think about everything.”

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The diamond-studded Birkin Himalayan by Hermes is one of only three in the world. Posh showed off her new swag for the first time as Becks made his debut for AC Milan in Dubai. Posh is the only woman alive who would wear pearls and carry a diamond purse to a soccer game! The bag is named after British-born French actress Jane Birkin and has hundreds of diamonds, including a three-carat rock on the lock.

It cost Becks nearly a week’s pay! It was worth it to avoid a beating from Posh. Outrageous!

Reportedly, at some point next year, Tom & Katie will hold a ceremony during which both the Cruises and the Beckhams will “vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.” A source tells the site, “Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.” The joining will take place at Katie’s New York hideout townhouse.

Tommy wants to make a “special gesture” towards Becks, alright, and besides- you KNOW this has to be some kind of Scientology trap! Don’t walk down the aisle, Beckhams! Wrap that turkey of a Thanksgiving gift back up and give it to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They’ll be ALL for it, (especially Pete) and Papa Joe can sell the wedding pics! Bonus!

Yeah. These boots.

“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”

Snarkista doesn’t care HOW good it may work, that is just nasty. Wonder how gorgeous hubby David feels about sleeping in the same bed with a face full of that shizz? Housekeeping!

No, it’s Victoria, in $6,600 Antonio Berardi thigh-high latex boots with no heel. Yep, no heel. These have to be the fugliest boots Snarkista has ever seen, and are off the charts on the ridiculous-meter. Victoria’s designer pal Marc Jacobs started this insanity. Marc is ALWAYS doing something crazy. But other designers have now followed, and justify the absence of a heel by saying a heel is purely psychological, that the bigger than normal platform balances the heels. Right.

Unfortunately, the absence of a heel does NOT balance the idiotic look for the beholder. Snarkista would LOVE to see Posh walking in these. Her usual sourpuss face might be replaced with a look of terror!

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“I know it’s not my place to say… but I’ve never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life. They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a s***ty bit of toilet paper!”

Victoria ALWAYS looks like she’s holding a s***ty piece of toilet paper! It’s her signature look, for cheezus sake! Snarkista thinks Kelly may have a bit of the green-eyed monster. Kelly also dissed British celebuwreck Peaches Geldof, saying that her recent quickie marriage to musician Max Drummey was just for attention. It sure got some attention from Peaches’ dad Sir Bob Geldof! Grumpy Bob, best known for his Live Aid efforts years ago, was NOT pleased by the sneaky nuptials.

Young Peaches gets plenty of attention from the UK press, as she is often out EXTREMELY hammered, and even O.D.d not long ago. Marrying a tatted-up musician she’d been dating for a very short time was just Peaches’ way of fixing a slow news week. Chill out, Kelly. Jennifer will drop you as soon as you refuse to be her nanny.