Britney’s Reality Show? Oh, And The VMA’s.

Popwreck Britney Spears is rumored to be working on a reality tv show. Her bodyguards were caught shooting her every move with professional grade video cameras during her mini-vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Hmm. Britney’s gonna probably have to do something a little more interesting than lay around in a bikini for this one to sell.

However, during her vacation this past weekend, Britney was also caught doing the tango with a mysterious, man. Some reports said he was handsome, but Snarkista thinks he has a hairy back problem which makes “handsome” impossible. He’s been identified as Palms Resort and Casino owner George Maloof. Britney was captured in a white bikini showing off her tanned body, flirting, and chatting.

Brit-Brit’s been nominated for Best Female Music Video category at the 2008 MTV VMA awards for “Piece Of Me”. You know, the one that was probably scripted by Adnan Ghalib, where Britney and the decoy Britneys get chased around by the papz, and Britney does the peekaboo with her fists. And they put her derrière in the magazine. Instead of her cooch.

There is buzz that she may performing on the show September 7th. However, MTV hasn’t offered her the stage just yet. A close pal told press, “They are going to leave it up until the week before to decide.” Because they need to check the cheeto belly first, and have wardrobe approval written in stone! Also, Britney will probably have to attend rehearsal this time, unlike her LAST disastrous performance. Crap. Snarkista just had a BAD flashback. Get outta my head!

Jonas Brothers To Headline 2008 VMA Awards

Dangit, I hear the sound of squealing from the girls down the street! Why? MTV’s VMA Awards are gonna be a tween dream because the Jonas Brothers will be headlining the event! The confirmation of the news was revealed by the band themselves, during their performance at FNMTV last night. In their press release, the Bros expressed their excitement of being chosen to perform at the annual event saying

This is an awesome opportunity! We have grown up watching all the amazing and iconic performances on the VMAs. It is an honor to be a part of something so incredible.

The Awards will air live, September 7th at 9 p.m. FNMTV host Pete Wentz also announced that for the first time in the VMA’s history, fans will select nominees and the vote for the winners in eight categories. The first two categories open to votes are best male video and best female video. Fans will select nominees for six remaining categories in the coming weeks, including video of the year, pop video, best hip-hop video, best rock video, best new artist and best dancing in a video. Click here to vote!

In the meantime, the Brothers are busy preparing the release of their new album “A Little Bit Longer”, which is scheduled drop on August 12. The band released their second single from the album – “Pushing Me Away” on July 15 via iTunes music store. Here’s the song for ya- wonder if it’s a secret message to Miley Cyrus?


No doubt Miley WILL be around in some form or fashion stalking Nick Jonas. Nick, if you’re listening, stay AWAY from the i-phone. Miley doesn’t know how to push DELETE, and there’s no telling WHAT will make it’s way onto the net next!