Snark Food » women and home http://snarkfood.com Daily Gossip to feed your inner snark... Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:45:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cover Crimes: Madonna Edition http://snarkfood.com/cover-crimes-madonna-edition/3639/ http://snarkfood.com/cover-crimes-madonna-edition/3639/#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:32:24 +0000 Snarkista http://snarkfood.com/?p=639
Oh, where to start. Fug, fuggity, FUG!! Madonna looks like a matador collided with Bugs Bunny in a 9-year-old’s party dress. GHASTLY! Major Photoshop going on here; the party dress looks pasted on as an evil after-joke, and Madge’s freaky-pumped arms are WAY toned down. Madonna says “turning 50 is all about an excuse for a party”…Snarkista’s terrified about what kind she’s dressed for.

Women and Home is a UK mag; the title sounds like those cheapie housewife rags at the grocery checkout. Menopause IS an appropriate subject for Vadge to have slapped near her ass. Snarkista doubts, however, that she “loves men because they do stupid things”. Madonna EATS men who do stupid things. This rag’s not Vogue, that’s for sure!

First she gets Britney to film the nasty with her for the big screen, then she wrecks A-Rod’s marriage, and now she’s scaring the shizz out of housewives. Madonna’s taking her “Sticky and Sweet” world-domination attempt a bit far, no?

photo credit: knockedupcelebs’ taylorblue

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