“Serious Crimes Unit” In Bahamas Investigating Jett Travolta’s Death



UPDATE 1/4/09:
TMZ is reporting that there’s a conflict brewing between the Bahama PD and John Travolta’s camp regarding the time line of Jett Travolta’s death. People who are with Travolta are bristling at the suggestion Jett might have been left unattended for more than 10 hours, but this morning cops say they are sticking to their story.

Police in the Bahamas are investigating yesterday’s death of John Travolta’s 16 year-old son Jett Travolta through their “Serious Crimes” unit. Jett died yesterday, ostensibly due to a seizure that caused him to hit his head in the bathtub of the Travolta vacation spot on Grand Bahama Island. What is not clear is WHY Jett was alone in the bathtub.

Jett was last seen by anyone the night prior to his death when he went to the bathroom. He wasn’t found until 10:00am yesterday morning. His “nanny” Jeff Michael Kathrein found him. This pic of John and Jeff is from 2006, but maybe it’s why Jeff wasn’t caretaking too well.

An autopsy is scheduled for Monday, and Jett’s body is to be flown Tuesday to Florida.

Jett had a history of seizures, and, unfortunately, John and wife Kelly Preston are Scientologists. Scientologists shun virtually all forms of medication, and instead use dangerous detox “purification rundown” regimens, potentially toxic high-dose Niacin treatments, “auditing” (the tin-can sham) and other whacky “cures” like “touch assists” for what ails someone. No anti-seizure medicines for Jett, you can be sure of that. Jett was extremely developmentally challenged, and was known not to be able to communicate with words. Most people agree he was autistic, especially people in Ocala, FL. where the family spends much of their time.

John and Kelly refused to admit Jett’s true affliction, choosing instead the obscure “Kawasaki Syndrome” to define Jett’s problems. Any quick study of the syndrome reveals that it was highly unlikely that it was what Jett suffered from.

Is Scientology responsible for this tragedy? Had Jett been taking the proper medications he more than likely would not have suffered a seizure. He would probably still be alive. Instead of being cared for by a proper medical facility, Jett underwent Scientology “sec checks” and “auditing” – neither of which involves the treatment he needed for his disease. The Church and its members freely practice medicine without being licensed.

It is heartbreaking that this young man, obviously dependent on others to care for him, was a victim of the insane doctrines and of the cult of Scientology. Scientologists actively perform the exact same treatments on others who suffer from similar diseases. They are doing it right now, in this country.

For all of the Xenu and alien jokes we make about the members of this cult, Jett’s death highlights the true danger involved for anyone who has been brainwashed into the hands of these money-grabbing idiots. I feel very sad for John, Kelly and Jett’s little sister Ella. Maybe this tragedy will open their eyes, and those of others, to the truth about these horrible people- and Jett’s death won’t be in vain.

For those who wish to leave Scientology safely, call toll free from any phone (pay phone is suggested for anonymity) 1-866-XSEAORG.

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Tom Cruise And Scientology Sued AGAIN!


Snark Food reported on the $250 million dollar lawsuit against Tom Cruise and Scientology, filed in Florida in July. Peter Letterese, an ex-Scientologist sued using the RICO statute against the Church of Scientology. Fishbowl LA is reporting that he’s amended the suit and filed against Cruise and the “Church” on Oct. 24. He added ANOTHER $15 million to the total!

Letterese has leveled some very serious charges against Cruise and Scientology. He claims that both bribed and improperly influenced a federal judge, a Florida state judge and a federal bankruptcy trustee to tie up his original law suit in bankruptcy court. As shocking as these charges may sound, don’t forget that the Church of Scientology committed the largest infiltration of a government institution in the history of our country. It was the IRS. Quite a few of those folks got sent to the big house.

Nonetheless, attorneys for the Church are using their usual tactics: attempts to ruin someone financially, and veiled threats of bodily harm. This is standard operating procedure for the sci-bots.

L.A. thug private investigator Paul Barresi, who has worked for Cruise and MANY others in Hollywood, says:

“Letterese’s lawyers are really putting a lot on the line, potentially their careers, accusing federal and state judges of taking pay offs. Without compelling proof to support these scurrilous allegations, like video of the judges being handed envelopes stuffed with cash, I think Letterese stands a better chance of successfully bouncing down a flight of stairs on his head than he has of winning this law suit.”

Barresi obviously shouldn’t quit his day job for law school. You don’t need a VIDEO of a bribe to prove one, moron. But watch your back, Letterese. The sci-bots play dirty and dangerous. You know what you’re up against, and we want you to GO FOR IT! For those of you who DON’T know what he’s up against, we happily give you this:


The Unfunny Truth About Scientology

And just to show how COMPLETELY gone Tom Cruise is, we give you this. You’ll have to wiki for a Scientology glossary to completely understand all the acronyms, but SP is “suppressive person.” Unless you’re a sci-bot, you’re an SP! Welcome to the club!!

The Timeless Classic: “Tom Cruise’s Secret Scientology Video”. This video is EXACTLY as it is shown to the sci-bots, Mission Impossible music and all.

Saturday’s Stuff Tom Cruise Doesn’t Want You To See


No, NOT this heinous outfit Katie Holmes wore on Thursday for opening night. The afterparty was at “E-Space” and Katie got confused. The fact that she designed this herself will have to wait, because Katie is taking too many “Crimes Against Fashion” awards. But in honor of Scientology-prisoner Katie’s debut on Broadway, and the protest group “Anonymous” successfully messing up the cult’s website (scientology.org), we bring you the following stuff Scientology has tried to shut down. Unfortunately for THEM, trying to keep things off of the internet is like playing whack-a-mole. Ahahahahahaha!!!!

The Unfunny Truth About Scientology



…And The Timeless Classic: “Tom Cruise’s Secret Scientology Video”. This video is EXACTLY as it is shown to the sci-bots, Mission Impossible music and all.

Xenu’s Coming For Amy Winehouse


Addicted chanteuse Amy Winehouse is in SERIOUS trouble. It was only a matter of time before the Scientologists set their sights on her and tried to round her up into Narcanon, their extremely unsuccessful drug “rehab” program. Amy needs help, no doubt about it. And the Scientologists are about to help her out of a TON of money.

Reportedly, Amy’s received a “friendly call” from the L.A. Scientology Celebrity Centre, or, as it’s more commonly known, The Palace That Tom Cruise Built. The thetan-phobic followers of crazy L. Ron Hubbard think that niacin poisioning, cold turkey withdrawal, hands-on healing, non-stop insults and staring practice are the cure for what ails Amy. Yeah.

Amy is so gone right now that all of the alien-talk will probably make perfect sense to her. She will need rehab for the rehab if she ever manages to escape. She’ll also need to sell a ton of records, ‘cuz Xenu’s minions don’t stop till they get the very last drop. Please, SOMEBODY SANE, save Amy. Please.

Save Pink!


CRAP! The effin’ Scientologists are trying to snatch Pink into the Xenu fold. Pink! Think! Pink’s BFF Juliette Lewis (yes, the fashion trainwreck and sometime-rocker) has reportedly recruited Pink into the fellowship of the thetan-fearers. Juliette thinks holding some soup cans will help Pink get over the breakdown of her marriage to Carey Hart. UK’s Entertainment-wise says:

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Come ON Pink! You’re the thinking-woman’s rocker! Run!! Seriously, do you wanna end up like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta? Or looking like Juliette…even though she’s your best friend? We don’t want a Pinkbot! It will cost you a FORTUNE! Flee Xenu! Save Pink!

8 Minutes Of Crazy: L. Ron Hubbard Tells What Tom Cruise Believes


The website Gawker continues it’s tradition of Scientology expose’ today, treating us to L. Ron Hubbard HIMSELF explaining ALL about Xenu! Everything you wanted to know, straight from the crazy commodore’s mouth! Picture Tommy and John Travolta furiously taking notes while Jada pulls Will Smith’s ears! Gawker’s “The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard”.