Nowadays, however, he’s pulled an MC Hammer. He owes over $500,000 in real estate taxes and had a warrant out for his arrest when he failed to show up for court in a child-support case last month. He hasn’t had a top 10 hit in three years. He still has his mansion, but his lawyer, Guy Spiegelman, tells the AP that Scott is attempting to refinance it after a “catastrophic occurrence this year” resulting from “mismanagement.” Like dropping too much money on Wonky and Lil Kim! Storch hasn’t talked to either of his children in months.

So what happened? Scott worked with tons of A-listers in the music biz- Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Dr. Dre, 50 cent and more. But dating movie stars and heiresses, and consuming like there was no tomorrow, Storch flaunted his multimillionaire status like a hip-hop Gatsby. The fame went to his head.

Wonky Hilton convinced him to help her become a music star, but he his songs for her were not released as singles. He signed Big Brooke Hogan to his Storch Music Company label and produced eight of 12 tracks on her album “Undiscovered,” but the record flopped. Seeing a trend yet? Hangin’ with the z-leachers will rub off on a dude.

Scott didn’t save for a rainy day — a fatal mistake in pop music. The biz and the fans are fickle, and can turn away at any time. His riding around in a Ferrari while not paying child support is a real turnoff too. The sad part is, Storch IS talented. He’s a musician as well as a bright producer. Unfortunately for him, his materialism has been his downfall.

Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the effin’ famewhore says she’s hoping to hit the road to do some stumpin’ for McCain! Montard told E!-

We’ll see, We’re just so busy, so we’re trying to figure out our schedules.

Snarkista expects the “we” is Heidi and Spencer, not the royal “we”, OR Heidi is insufferably talking about herself in the third person. Which is entirely possible.

Heidi says she and Meghan have become “good friends” since first meeting less than three months ago at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington, D.C. Who in the hell invited Heidi to THAT event? Guess somebody bailed at the last minute.

Heidi and Meghan don’t talk about world peace, or oil prices or other stuff that hurts their brains. They talk about fashion, specifically Heidi’s “fashion”. “A lot of fashion, actually,” says Montag. “We talked about my clothing line, and she was asking where to get it.” Wow, THAT conversation was short. But that’s all the programming Heidibot has right now. Fashion and Spencer and photo-ops. Meghan was probably trying to find out how to AVOID Heidi’s heinouswear.

Everyone knows McCain has a big youth problem, and is trying to figure out how in the HELL he’s gonna get anyone under 30 to vote for him. John, honey, this is NOT the way. Run, run, run away from the douche-duo. They will absolutely make the problem worse. If Meghan has to have lunch with Heidi, make her do it locked in her room. Trust Snarkista.

LC arrived WITHOUT a dog, but apparently borrowed one so she wouldn’t look like a dumbass walking the press line before the show. She gave interviews, and natch posed on the red carpet, then completely SPAZZED.

Some in attendance spotted her crying backstage. Maybe Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were on the front row sticking their tongues out. OR, maybe it has something to do with retailer Kitson dropping her clothing line! Doesn’t matter. The MC of the show, obviously NOT a fan of Lauren’s, told the audience…

“Those reality stars can be such temperamental bitches.”

No joke. LC was reportedly paid $20,000 to show up and walk the runway at the event. All of it was paid for by the Humane Society. Classy! It’s one thing to get paid by a club to show up and hang out, and it’s another thing to rip off a charity.
Wendy Diamond, the editor in chief of Animal Fair said:

100 percent of the proceeds from Paws For Style go to the Humane Society of New York, we do not take a penny. If anyone would like to help make up for this costly mishap, please call the Humane Society of New York at (212) 752-4842 or visit their website: http://www.humanesocietyny.org/.

It sucks to have to pick up LC’s tab! As an animal lover, however, Snarkista’s gonna toss a few bucks their way. Here’s hoping Miss Conrad will return the 20K she OBVIOUSLY owes the society. Maybe they can cancel the check.

photo credit: WENN

All the skankfits have insufferable names that only Heidi and Spencer could have picked out like “Hoodiewood” for the hoodie outfit. Heidi apparently feels that dark, skinny pants are still hot, and all a girl needs to be a star! Sayeth Montard on the look called “Signature Required”:

“All you need is Heidi’s signature for your VIP entrance…in this black denim jacket and overdyed black skinnies.”

Heidi’s a VIP alright, a Vapid, Ignorant, Putz. Don’t wanna go anywhere that Heidi’s signature is considered currency. Snarkista’s declaring the whole mess Crappywood, and then alerting the thrift store.

photo credits Ten Gossip

Quite a set of fluffy girls with PLENTY of junk in the trunk! Brooke’s the one in the sparkly red panties and the black corset that’s desperately trying to hang on. She’s also rockin’ the Michael Jackson “one-glove”. This is pretty much soft-core wrestle-porn.

Here’s Brooke skanking it up while daddy Hulk watches! Horf!!