It’s almost big-screen time for Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and the gang. Disney’s released this new trailer for High School Musical 3, Senior Year. Get ready for some tween screaming in your house if you have the little text-addicts around! More singing! More dancing! More Zac and Vanessa drama that doesn’t involve sexy-times pics!
Zac looks disturbingly sweaty in some scenes, so here’s hoping the cast is okay! Go Wildcats!
Zac Efron and Matthew Perry give us a tiny glimpse of their upcoming flick Seventeen Again. It’s kind of a reverse Big. Zac’s still playing basketball in the upcoming High School Musical 3, and Snarkista HOPES he got her note about taking a shower. Maybe THAT has something to do with Matt’s “upside-down smile”!
This is heinous, especially considering the massive amount of makeup Zac Efron CONSTANTLY wears. Star Magazine reports that pretty Zac is pretty disgusting ‘cuz he doesn’t like to shower! Nothing like shooting a dance/musical under the hot lights and then going a few days without a bath. Ew.
Zac DOES make an exception for the use of BABY WIPES. Yep- pretty boy wipes down with the pop-ups and calls it clean. The source says:
“Zac isn’t a big fan of showering. It’s so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time â€” and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!”
Zac is TOO SCARED to shower! You can only drop the soap so many times, you know, before the panic attacks start. And…there’s something REALLY oedipal about utilizing products mom used to wipe your baby butt with!
This is all a grand attempt at manliness, no doubt. What says “hetero” better than basketball and B.O? You know this is the work of Cabana-bro JC Chasez. Baby wipes are GREAT for getting rid of the tanning oil! Just ask Chase Crawford. At least jump in the pool for God’s sake, Zac! A little chlorine goes a loooong way.