rihanna-star-pregnantRihanna and Chris Brown are still sucking the air out of the collective room, as their domestic affairs continue to play out in the media. Horrible situation, Cliff Notes version: After Rihanna and Chris attended a pre-Grammy party they fought in Chris’s car. Chris beat the crap out of Rihanna. He was arrested, bonded out, and goes to trial March 4. Chris announced today that he’s going to anger management classes. A shocking picture of Ri-Ri’s battered face surfaced in the media.

Rihanna is ‘effed in the head, because she’s been calling Chris, and has indicated she wants to take him back. Brainiac. Maybe Ri-Ri’s “big brother” Kanye has promised to be Rihanna’s bodyguard because ALL CAPS WILL TERRIFY CHRIS.

What’s more, the Star says Rihanna is, or was preggers at the time. She reportedly consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris’ baby.

Wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. “She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an eyewitness at the doctor’s office tells Star.

With their relationship already on rocky ground, Rihanna feared a pregnancy could be the last straw and Chris might dump her. The rag says she didn’t have a chance to tell Chris that night before he pounded her up.

Doesn’t princess Ri-Ri have the herpes? The twisted drama promises to continue as long as it’s working in the press. The paps are THRILLED, as life has sucked since the Britney Economy headed south.

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