Tiger Woods is out there somewhere celebrating hisÂ birthday, but we doubt he’s enjoying it all that much. Woods turns 34 today and his present from the world is a new slew of rumors about where he’s been hiding out lately.
One rumor claims Tiger Woods is undergoing plastic surgery for injuries sustained to his face after being slammed in the head by wife Elin Nordegren with a 9-iron afterÂ she foundÂ racy text messages to him from alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Another report circulating claims the golfer has checked into rehab in Arizona for sex addiction treatment. Then there are the rumors Tiger Woods is shacked up aboard his private yacht in Palm Beach and spending his free time canoodling with Uchitel.
Considering how desperate the paparazzi are to snap even one photo of Tiger Woods, it’s actually pretty spectacular he’s managed to keep his mug out of the media this long following that whole bizarre car accident thing and ensuing affairs scandal.
Wherever Tiger Woods is and whatever it is he really is doing on his birthday, we just hope he’s not fueling any more fodder for future tabloid nastiness.