Yet another day, yet another woman – or two – are rumored to have had an affair with golf legend Tiger Woods. The latest ladies linked to Tiger Woods include porn star Holly Sampson and an unidentified Orlando woman who allegedly had a two-year affair with the golfer.

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Let’s break down the ridiculousness so far, alleged mistress by alleged mistress.

Rachel Utichel – The first woman linked romantically to Tiger Woods. Utichel, a New York club hostess/manager, has denied any such affair with Woods. Utichel at one point scheduled a press conference, but later cancelled – with rumors she was paid off by Woods not to talk.

Jaimee Grubbs – The former cocktail waitress, who also appeared on VH1’s Tool Academy, claims in Us Weekly she had an affair with Woods starting in April, 2007. This affair has the most proof so far. Grubbs actually has a recording, allegedly of Woods, calling Grubbs after fearing his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, had found out about their trysts.

Kalika Moquin – Las Vegas nightclub manager Kalika Moquin allegedly hooked up with Woods according to a report by Life & Style magazine. Moquin, however, has refused to comment about the rumor.

Jamie Jungers – The Vegas cocktail waitress claims she had an 18-month affair with Tiger Woods after meeting him in Sin City.

Cori Rist – A catalog model from New York, Mist allegedly e-mailed friends over the weekend saying her “involvement with Tiger Woods has surfaced.” Rist has so far not commented to the press.

Mindy Lawton – Lawton, who lives in Orlando, told News of the World she began an affair with Woods in May, 2006 and had a sexual relationship with him for a year.

Holly Sampson – London’s Daily Mail is now reporting porn star Holly Sampson also had an affair with Woods. Sampson’s film work includes such jewels as Descent into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.

Unknown British Broadcaster – Rumors continue to swirl that an unidentified British broadcaster hooked up with Woods, but no details have emerged so far.

Unknown Orlando Woman – Another woman from Orlando is reportedly being represented by Florida attorney Michael O’Quinn and claims to have had a two-year relationship with Woods.

Unknown ‘Cougar’ – According to reports in some British tabloids, Woods also allegedly had an affair with a woman known so far only as a “sex-addicted cougar.”

Whew, what a list. Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised to find out Tiger Woods allegedly had an affair with a herd of Zhu Zhu Pets at this point. If it weren’t so tragic, it would be hysterical watching all these women climbing on the Tiger train. I mean, come on, he’s a golf geek, not Brad Pitt. Where’s the taste level in fame-whoring nowadays?

Gallery of Tiger Woods’ Alleged Women

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