Okay, this video isn’t from Tom Cruise’s last birthday in July, but it IS from his top secret birthday party aboard the Freewinds, Scientology’s asbestos-ridden (earthly) mothership. Snarkista’s watching the DNC and wanted to give y’all something to laugh at BESIDES nutty protesters calling Obama a warmonger (?)! Here’s Tom, with Scientology-boss David Miscavige glued to his side partayin’ down Tommy-Girl style. Big mistake to hand the mike to Tom for some “Old Time Rock-n-Roll”. Tom can’t really dance either. Enjoy!

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