We’ve waited so long for the True Blood season 3 premiere and thankfully we were not disappointed in the slightest by the first episode of the new season. The first episode of True Blood season 3, “Bad Blood,” was a rapid-fire frenzy of insanity and nakedness; just what we ordered!

True Blood Season 3 (HBO)

True Blood Season 3 (HBO)

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Of course, you just have to love a show that loves to indulge in constant flashing of the assets of its very yummy stars. Last season we saw nearly everyone on the True Blood cast nearly or entirely nude and thrashing around in the throes of passion. Sure, a lot of that was all because of the evil influence of a god-like Maenad Maryann (Michelle Forbes). Still, it was a hell of a lot of fun.

The premiere for season 3 of True Blood continued to gift audiences with plenty of flesh to gawk at – notably the rear ends of Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard). Oh, and how tasty was Shapeshifter Sam’s homoerotic dream sequence with Vampire Bill? More please!

Or how about the whole Pam (Kristen Bauer) and Sookie Stackhouse Sapphic thing going on? Best line of the night has to go to Sookie for her saucy dismissal of Pam with the one-liner: “I don’t have time for your lesbian weirdness right now.” LMAO, seriously.

Obviously True blood creator Alan Ball is going for it hard and heavy this season. We can’t wait to see if the rest of the season will be equally as hot and delicious.

Up next on True Blood season 3, episode 2 – “Beautifully Broken”: Sam gets a little too close to brother Tommy after getting a gun held to his head and new vampire Franklin Mott arrives in Bon Temps as a possible love interest for Tara.

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