For every True Blood fan there is a (new) season to look forward to and thankfully, the True Blood season five premiere is here at last! After the fabulously shocking True Blood season four finale, we just cannot wait to see what kind of madness will be in store for the True Blood season 5 premiere.

To wrap up in one short paragraph from True Blood season 4: Lafayette is now a medium who speaks with the dead but his boyfriend Jesus is sadly one of them; Sookie has dumped both Eric and Bill; Sookie is also a fairy and not of the gay persuasion; Eric and Bill teamed up to kill Nan; Jessica got with Jason; Tommy is dead; bad guy Russell Edgington is back; and werewolf Alcide’s girlfriend Debbie shot Tara in the head at the end of the True Blood season four finale.

Whew, that wasn’t even a tiny slice of all the wild twists of last season but I’m out of breath! With all of that still in motion from last season, I can’t wait to see what sort of insanity the True Blood season five premiere is going to have for us on Sunday night. To get your juices flowing, here is the official synopsis from HBO and some True Blood season five premiere teaser video:

In the fifth-season premiere, Sookie and Lafayette are reeling from Tara’s shooting, but there is also the matter of cleaning up Debbie Pelt’s blood. Meanwhile, Bill and Eric face a new threat from the Authority; Marcus’ disappearance sends his wolf pack after Sam; Jessica parties with her human peers; Jason has a reunion with Rev. Steve Newlin; a visit from Terry’s war buddy brings back his PTSD; and Alcide warns Sookie about Russell Edgington’s return.

We’ve got our bloody Marys prepped and chilling in the fridge and our True Blood drinking game rules by the TV for reference! Are you ready for the True Blood season 5 premiere?



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