Two Douchebags Talk To The Papz

Famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt yammer endlessly on New Year’s Eve, illustrating exactly what is wrong with Hollywood. Best part: when the cameraman gets so bored that he gives Heidi the up-and-down. Hey, at least you have a job, dude!

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