There’s unlucky and then there’s just plain inevitable – Jack Jordan, the man was convicted of stalking Uma Thurman two years ago, was arrested last week at his home in Maryland after violating a restraining order that prohibited him from attempting to contact Thurman.

After telephoning Thurman on both her business and private lines, the police surprised him at him home, and the found him – you guessed it – looking up Uma Thurman on Google.  It might seem like that was just an unlucky break for him, but since the guy probably Googles her four or five hundred times a day, I suspect that the police would have discovered a similar scene regardless of when they showed up.



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