Victoria Beckham’s Beauty Secret? Bird Crap.

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham uses bird feces to keep her skin clear. Some cosmetic company is laughing all the way to the bank! Fashionista Posh credits the new $200 a jar Geisha Facials, a paste made from nightingale droppings, for improving her acne. Will it make her less shiny? If it does, maybe it’s worth it. Britain’s Closer magazine says:

“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”

Snarkista doesn’t care HOW good it may work, that is just nasty. Wonder how gorgeous hubby David feels about sleeping in the same bed with a face full of that shizz? Housekeeping!