Wow, the definition of “domestic violence” is certainly different from what I thought it was.  Vince Neil, the frontman of Motley Crue, was charged with domestic violence for poking three people in the shoulder with his right index finger, one poke each.

Yes, you read that correctly.  A single poke with a finger will get you strung up for domestic.  Allegedly Neil was shouting abuse while doing the, er, poking, and was cited for disorderly conduct as well as the domestic violence charge.  Neil is currently on probation for DUI, so this could spell more jail time for him if the judge deems it appropriate.

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