As one of the most celebrated TV newsman in the last decade, one would think Wolf Blitzer would have been a force to be reckoned with on Thursday’s edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. Apparently not so. Wolf Blitzer sucked so badly he actually ended up with a negative $4,600 in the game.
How embarrassing is it to be a world famous new anchor and have your ass handed to you by Tonight Show sidekick Andy Richter and Desperate Housewives actress Dana Delany? Pretty damn sad. CNN host Wolf Blitzer must be writhing in shame after his epic Jeopardy fail displayed Thursday night for all to see and snicker at.
Wolf Blitzer was unable to answer questions about things like pasta and the word “excerpts.” He mistakenly added an “s” to the end of Julia Child‘s name. Seriously, he was so terrible that he didn’t even make it to the final round, leaving Richter and Delany to battle it out for the win. Richter, who has already previously proved he’s a Jeopardy guru, eventually won the show and $68,000 for St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.
Mostly we feel bad for the American Cancer Society, Blitzer’s designated charity, for missing out on a load of donation cash. Thankfully, they at least were granted the minimum donation for Blitzer’s appearance on the show, $25,000.
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