Zac Efron Has B.O.

This is heinous, especially considering the massive amount of makeup Zac Efron CONSTANTLY wears. Star Magazine reports that pretty Zac is pretty disgusting ‘cuz he doesn’t like to shower! Nothing like shooting a dance/musical under the hot lights and then going a few days without a bath. Ew.

Zac DOES make an exception for the use of BABY WIPES. Yep- pretty boy wipes down with the pop-ups and calls it clean. The source says:

“Zac isn’t a big fan of showering. It’s so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!”

Zac is TOO SCARED to shower! You can only drop the soap so many times, you know, before the panic attacks start. And…there’s something REALLY oedipal about utilizing products mom used to wipe your baby butt with!

This is all a grand attempt at manliness, no doubt. What says “hetero” better than basketball and B.O? You know this is the work of Cabana-bro JC Chasez. Baby wipes are GREAT for getting rid of the tanning oil! Just ask Chase Crawford. At least jump in the pool for God’s sake, Zac! A little chlorine goes a loooong way.

10 thoughts on “Zac Efron Has B.O.”

  1. Why is everybody always sticking thier nose were it dosent belong ? Because they are jelious all there is to it because he is so sexy that even if he did smell wich i doubt you would truley know ! He could pull it off and you couldnt ! We woould just have to shower together no big lol hahaha woo hoo ! mind you businness people !

  2. y’all need to mind your own buisness and stop making up this stuff just to get the person bad publicity. mind your own buisness

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