If it sounds fishy, it probably is – Prince Frederic von Anhalt claims that the house he shares with ailing actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was broken into over the weekend by two mystery men who may or may not have taken things, and who may or may not have destroyed some property.

In a report that many think is just the Prince trying to keep himself on the media radar, von Anhalt sais that two men entered his house in the middle of the night, and that he chased them away with a baseball bat.  He also says he fell while chasing them, and so they got away.  Interestingly convenient.

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