John McCain Has A REAL Problem Now

We all know Heidi Montag professed her political love for John McCain a few months ago, and declared she was on his side! Now, Heidi’s been brown-nosing Meghan McCain, John’s daughter. This is NOT a good thing for John. He needs to re-watch the Jib Jab video!

Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the effin’ famewhore says she’s hoping to hit the road to do some stumpin’ for McCain! Montard told E!-

We’ll see, We’re just so busy, so we’re trying to figure out our schedules.

Snarkista expects the “we” is Heidi and Spencer, not the royal “we”, OR Heidi is insufferably talking about herself in the third person. Which is entirely possible.

Heidi says she and Meghan have become “good friends” since first meeting less than three months ago at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington, D.C. Who in the hell invited Heidi to THAT event? Guess somebody bailed at the last minute.

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Jib Jab’s Fab Presidential Campaign Spoof!

Ah, Snarkista LOVES satire!! It’s Time For Some Campaignin! The fab folks at Jib Jab have released their latest presidential campaign spoof, and NO ONE is safe! It’s awesome, and the quality is splendiforous. You MUST check it out… you can even put yourself in the video!! Kudos to the Jib Jabbers!

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Cover Crimes: Barack Obama Edition


The upcoming issue of the New Yorker, the July 21st issue, has a picture of Barack Obama, depicting him and wife Michelle on the cover. It shows Michelle with an Afro and an AK 47. and the two of them doing the fist bump. Barack is looking quite Middle Eastern, and is sporting some kind of turban-type thing on his head! Osama Bin Laden’s over the mantle, and the American flag is burning in the fireplace.

Politico reports that Barack, when told of the upcoming issue said:

“I have no response to that.”

But Michelle’s stylists will!

The magazine explains at the start of its news release previewing the issue: “On the cover of the July 21, 2008, issue of the The New Yorker, in ‘The Politics of Fear,’ artist Barry Blitt satirizes the use of scare tactics and misinformation in the Presidential election to derail Barack Obama’s campaign.”

I’m sure Senator Obama is THRILLED for The New Yorker’s help! Snarkista imagines the satiric New Yorker will be great fodder for fearmongers who will take it quite seriously. The Obama girls, however will be PISSED and are probably shooting a response video right now. Don’t cross those Obama girls, ‘cuz they will cut a bitch. With LIPGLOSS.

Today’s Loser Of The Day: Jesse Jackson- Video

Ah, the windy one strikes again! The “Reverend” Jesse Jackson’s open-mic mess had him showing his TRUE colors about Barack Obama. If you’ve been in a cave for the last 24 hours or so, Jesse was in the Fox and Friends studio readying for an interview on Sunday. The self-proclaimed Reverend whispered that “Barack’s been talking down to black people” and he was gonna “cut [Obama’s] nuts off”! The problem? He had a hot mic clipped to his hip AND tape was already rolling!

Immediate fallout ALL over, particularly from Jesse’s SON, Jesse Jackson Jr. Jesse Jr. is Obama’s national campaign co-chair! Jr. wasted NO time in blasting his dad and denouncing the Rev’s slip. Geez- parents can be SO freakin’ embarrassing!

Even worse, there’s additional video the cable news networks are hanging onto that’s MORE outrageous. Fox and CNN will decide shortly what, if any of the additional ugliness they will air. The Rev has sort of apologized for getting caught, in his usual indecipherable way. Check out the insufferable one who’s obviously jealous of Obama. So much for the Rainbow.

UPDATE! Here is the awesome 23/6’s mashup of various news anchors struggling to report what Jesse said!!