Britney Spears to appear on Glee tonight

I’ve always been kind of lukewarm about Glee, but it looks like tonight’s episode is going to be worth watching, whether you follow the show or not. They’re doing a Britney Spears theme this time, and apparently Britney herself is going to be appearing. The cast have been really talking it up on YouTube, and from what I’ve seen of the teasers, it’s going to be pretty hot. Okay, it might be kind of boring to see Britney doing stuff that’s not nutso crazy, but come on – the woman is 28 years old now, it’s about time for her to grow up and get her comeback rolling. While Hollywood is much more forgiving these days of women daring to try to start over after the age of 30, it can be much more difficult, so if she can really make an effort this time, she’s got a two-year head start.

Sexual Harassment Suit for Britney Spears

It seems that putting on panties still hasn’t been enough to stop Britney Spears‘ sexuality from running amok. Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Spears’, has filed a sexual harassment suit, naming Spears as a boss who could not control herself around him, and who continually made unwanted sexual advances.

There used to a time, even after the head-shaving incident, when a lot of guys might have given in and slept with her just because she used to be Britney Spears.  You know you’ve hit a low point in your pop star career when men would rather spend weeks in court and pay thousands of dollars in legal fees than get seduced by you.

Lady Gaga Crowned New Queen of Twitter

Move over Britney Spears, Lady Gaga has now officially been crowned the new Queen of Twitter. Over the weekend, Lady Gaga’s fans finally surprassed Spears to take the title of the  person with the most followers on Twitter.

Lady Gaga - Queen of Twitter (YouTube)
Lady Gaga - Queen of Twitter (YouTube)

As of now, Lady Gaga has 5,745,512 followers on Twitter compared to Britney Spears‘ 5,710,373. In a video message to her fans, new Queen of Twitter Lady Gaga thanked them for the honor.

The Lady Gaga YouTube video features the eccelectic star in a Twitter-themed outfit backstage at the Monster Ball in Tacoma. “Hello world, this is Lady Gaga, Queen of Twitter,” the singer says in the video. “I would like to thank all my beautiful little monsters for following me.”

Well, you’re quite welcome Lady Gaga!

>> Previously:  Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga

Britney Spears ‘Extremely Upset’ Over Alleged Concert Walkouts

Fans have allegedly been storming out of Britney Spears “Circus” tour concerts in Australia, claiming they are outraged over the singer’s lackluster performance and lip-syncing to pre-recorded tracks.

britney-spears-sf

Reports in Australian media allege some concert goers have been walking out in the midst of Britney Spears’ concerts to promote her new Circus album. The protests are reportedly spurred by Spears’ alleged boring stage presence and lip-syncing along to pre-recorded songs, rather than singing live. Some fans reportedly demanded their refunds for their tickets, which cost from several hundred to several thousand dollars.

Spears’ tour promoter, Paul Dainty, says the reports of mass fan walkouts are untrue and Spears is “extremely upset” by the misinformation he says is being reported by the press. “She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed… when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting,” Dainty told The Australian. Dainty called the rumors “the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”

In response to the controversy, local politicians in Australia are reportedly calling for laws that would force music promoters to disclose whether a concert would be live or lip-synched.

John Mayer, in Australia to promote his own album, weighed in Saturday on controversy over Britney Spears lip-syncing at her concerts Down Under. “If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you,” Mayer posted on his Twitter feed.

Well, I personally have to chime in here and say if you can’t do it live, maybe you just shouldn’t be doing it at all. Then again, if you’re paying $1,500 for a ticket to see Britney Spears – who is well known for lip-synching and often lackluster performances, you probably deserve what you get.

>> Previously: Britney Spears ‘3′ New Song is Sinfully Boring

Somebody Better Tell Brooke Hogan About This

sean-fox-zastoupil

No sooner had Big Brooke Hogan blabbed to the media that she was yes, indeed, dating OBVIOUS Jackie-O fan Sean Fox Zastoupil…than he was spotted exiting Britney Spears’ house around 3 A.M. this morning. Oops. Sean’s a bit of a man-ho, but do not turn your back on Britney for one SECOND!

Are they back together? Is Sean hiding from Brooke, or is he strictly about sharing Britney’s sunglasses? 3 AM is a bit late! Brit-Brit and Sean’s publicists had no comments.

Brooke is gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you, Sean. Better get some bigger sunglasses.

Britney Spears Has A Painful Extension Malfunction

Brit-Brit was doing her “Circus” thing last night in Oakland, when she was lifted from a couch during a trapeze stunt. Here is why mama always said “don’t join the circus if you have glued-on hair.” One of Britney’s acrobats ripped out her hair extension! Guess it’s time for some lady-Rogaine. Ouch!!

Britney Spears Wanted Sam Lufti To Rescue Her From Daddy?

britney spears cand

That’s what Sam (Osama) Lufti’s sister Christina alleged yesterday at his restraining order hearing. Sam was the great “manager” who kept Britney Spears prisoner in her own house and hid all of her cellphones, while she went batshit crazy.
Christina testifyeth:

“[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam,” said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears’s manager. “She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids.”
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. “She asked me, ‘Will Sam be able to help me?'” Christina added.

The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears’s security team and confiscated from her purse.

Britney is locked DOWN, y’all. She may LOOk like she’s naked and free, but Papa Spears has that conservatatorship in his iron grip. Good luck, slimy stalkers Sam and Adnan. No gas station runs for y’all anymore!