How in the hell does lil’ David Spade do it? He’s a babe magnet! The Spadester came to Nicolette Sheridan’s 45th birthday party and put the mojo on her, reportedly resulting in some major PDA in front of the guests. OK Magazine elaborates:
The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills â€” the same place they were spotted together a few weeks ago at the grand opening â€” and onlookers tell OK!, â€œNicolette and David were full-on making out!â€
The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldnâ€™t resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.
Spade is funny, but he is NOT hot. Does anyone else find this a bit eww? Nicolette dumped Michael Bolton (again) not long ago…so maybe David’s a wee step up?! Michael is such a cheezemeister that Snarkista would rather hang with David too. Still, Spade should call Tommy Cruise for the name of his custom-footwear guy, so he can get some manufactured height. Maybe sitting in a booth IS the best idea!
Looks like some partying at the World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend got a leeetle bit out of hand. Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, who hosted the awards, apparently lost his balance and fell 40 feet off of a balcony. Damn! This wouldn’t have happened if Lindsay Lohan had co-hosted as originally planned! SamRo’s attachment at Lindsay’s hip would have saved them all from going over the side.
But back to Jesse – his rep sayeth:
“He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.”
Jesse’s having some CAT scans before he comes home. Dude is really lucky. SamRo’s gonna feel bad for being so jealous of Jesse, but, come on. She can’t compete with THAT hottie!
Eva Longoria is a pretty brave babe. She’s been sporting a new haircut, and she told ET that hubby Tony Parker’s the one who cut it!
Tony cut my hair! I had to cut my hair for the show because Gabrielle has short hair, I wore a wig in the last episode, but I didn’t want to wear a wig this whole season, so I was like, I’m going to cut it!
Hairstylist Ken Paves apparently made Tony make the first move. He was too scared to do it himself! Ken said, “Tony, you’re going to do the first cut, so she can’t be mad at me.” Eva says “Tony did the first snip. Then he did more, and then he did more, and then Kenny cleaned it up”. Paves probably charged double for THAT fix, as Snarkista imagines it took awhile. She’d never let a basketball player or Ken Paves NEAR her hair! (See Jessica Simpson’s heinous flip-do a few years back…just sayin’)
Snarkista’s not crazy about Eva’s new ‘do, her long hair was a lot sexier. Still, it WOULD be hot to have all of that stuffed up in a wig most of the day. Maybe Tony went all Edward Scissorhands before Kenny could stop him. Oh well, it’s hair, it’ll grow back. Now Ken can sell Eva some extensions!
Sunday’s “Desperate Housewives” ended with all of the ladies of Wisteria Lane confronting Edie, Nicollette Sheridan’s character, telling her they would no longer have anything to do with her, and walking away. We all issued a collective HMMM- could the widespread talk of her exit from the show be true?
We didn’t have to wait long to hear. Yesterday, reports circulated that show creator Mark Cherry disclosed that Nicollette’s character would not be coming back “for a long, long time”. Rumors of cast feuds have grown more frequent, and the show is rumored to end in 2011. Cherry wouldn’t confirm THAT rumor.
Dana Delaney’s character Katherine has been giving evil Edie a run for her money in the she-devil category, and Nicollette’s feuds with the other cast members are well-known. Sheridan’s been shaking the chatter off, saying she’ll be on the show forever, and will be the last star left on the show! No ego here Dr. Freud!
Nicollette has also been battling her image-bashing by her ex-boyfriend Niklas Soderblom’s pending tell-all book. Soderblom was jilted when Sheridan shacked up with Michael Bolton, and his book purports to expose their horrid relationship and juicy details of her fights with the other Housewives!
“Not A Desperate Houseman” portray’s Sheridan as a bitchy, frigid, self-centered, middle aged celebrity who sees the show as her last chance to hang on to stardom. Apparantly Edie’s famed sex drive is for the cameras only, as Soderblom claims Nicollette couldn’t be more disinterested- and uses sex only to get what she wants.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Sheridan doesn’t have to stretch much to portray Edie!Cherry’s comments will only add fuel to the Housewives fire. Yikes! Cast and crew have probably beefed up their personal security cuz they’ve seen that bitch in action. Hide the good china!