Hugh Hefner‘s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has been defending herself on Twitter recently, due to some backlash she’s been getting over comments she made about Hef’s engagement to Crystal Harris Holly has not made it a secret that she thinks Crystal is perhaps not the best choice for Hef’s wife, and in response a lot of people accused Holly of being bitter and jealous.
Now Holly has gone back to Twitter to clear the air, saying that she’s actually just overprotective, and that she’d like to see Hef get married one day, just not to Crystal. Â I don’t know what she means by “one day” – the man is in his mid-80s, I think if he’s going to do anything at all he’d better do it sooner rather than later.
It’s beginning to dawn on Holly Madison, lead girlbunny in Hugh Hefner’s intimate foursome, that Hef is probably not going to buy the cow and marry her. Not that the milk is free, mind you, as I’m sure Mr. Bathrobe pays quite a bit for the upkeep of his stable. No, despite Holly’s yearnings to tie the knot, Hef’s just not the marrying kind. Or tactful about it.
Hef yammered on to the press at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon that:
â€œI love Holly very much and I think weâ€™re going to be together the rest of my life, but marriage isnâ€™t part of my puzzle. Itâ€™s not a personal thing; I just havenâ€™t had much luck with marriages.â€
Yeah. It’s not personal, Holly! At ALL! Maybe you should ditch the ancient fugger while you’re still under 30! It’s not like you couldn’t attract anyone else. Ah, but the mansion life. So tempting to hope that at least when Hef kicks it, he’ll leave you your bedroom and maid service! Your fellow “Girls Next Door” blondies Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson seem to be less brainwashed, and have marriage and motherhood goals (sans Hef). Maybe they’ll take off and Hugh will change his mind! You’d have him all to yourself then, er- whenever the mansion isn’t partying 24-7. Sigh. Girl, he’s just not THAT into you.