Chelsea Handler gets catty about Angelina Jolie

Not one to ever let go of a grudge she’s not even really involved with, Chelsea Handler spoke to her audience at her recent Newark show to let everyone know just how she feels about the years-old Aniston-vs-Jolie issue.  Calling Angelina a “homewrecker,” she went on to say that she finds Angelina to be fake and bitchy, and then used some other descriptive words, many of which began with “F” and “C.”  Wow, that’s a lot of anger to be holding onto.

Chelsea finished up her rant by adding that she completely understands why Angelina doesn’t have any friends, because no one in their right mind would want to befriend her.  Ouch.

David Schwimmer’s been married for four months

While Friends star Courteney Cox is splitting from her husband, David Arquette, her co-star David Schwimmer just announced that he got married four months ago in a private ceremony that he managed to hide from… well, everyone.  Schwimmer married photographer Zoe Buckman back in June, and the two managed to keep it so quiet that not even the paparazzi picked up on it.  A representative for the couple announced the news yesterday, though why they chose this particular timing is unclear.  I’m guessing they figured that no one would care four months after the fact, but honestly I’m not sure people would have cared that much about his wedding anyway.  Now, if Jennifer Aniston ever gets married again… that’ll be a different story.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split Rumors False

Multiple sources are reportedly denying the rumors Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have split up. Nasty gossip about the high-profile Hollywood couple started swirling around again after News of the World claimed on Sunday they had broken up.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Photo: Efloch - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Photo: Efloch - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Despite numerous reports from Hollywood gossip mongers and rumor mills like News of the World and the New York Post, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly not called it quits. At least, not yet anyway.

According to People, multiple sources ‘close’ to the couple have blasted the rumor of a break up, saying “everything is fine” between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and the gossip about them splitting up is “totally false.”

London’s News of the World argues otherwise, claiming “paperwork is already organized for a breakup” between Pitt and Jolie. The tabloid alleges the Hollywood power couple has met with lawyers to discuss how to distribute their assets and share custody of their children.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been the subject of ‘break-up’ rumors virtually since the moment they first got together. Until we hear something official from the Jolie or Pitt camp, we’re not buying any of the slander about their relationship (or lack thereof) in the tabloids.

It’s almost like the gossip mongers want them to break up just so they can splash the news all over their front pages and boost their profits. Honestly, with all the insanity printed out there over the years about Pitt and Jolie, we’re surprised they’ve managed to keep it together this long!

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John Mayer Says He’s Never Gotten Over Breakup with Jennifer Aniston

Singer-songwriter John Mayer took off his shirt and bared his soul for the new issue of Rolling Stone. Mayer, who appears shirtless on the cover of Rolling Stone, told the magazine he still has hard feelings over his breakup with former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.

John Mayer 'Rolling Stone' Cover (Photo: RollingStone.com)
John Mayer 'Rolling Stone' Cover (Photo: RollingStone.com)

“I’ve never really gotten over it,” John Mayer told Rolling Stone. “It was one of the worst times of my life.”

Mayer and Aniston hooked up in 2008, but the relationship was always rocky. In his Rolling Stone interview, Mayer shoulders a lot of the blame for the breakup with ‘America’s Sweetheart’. “I’m the asshole,” he said. “I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal.”

“All I want to do now is f— the girls I’ve already f—ed, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them,” Mayer said of his current dating life. “I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”

Reading the interview, it’s obvious John Mayer doesn’t think all that highly of himself or his serious of messy relationships with women. Mayer backed up his self-recrimination with a post to his Twitter feed saying: “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me.”

Check out the latest issue of Rolling Stone for the full interview with John Mayer – and way more information than you needed about his personal life.

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Kissing at Golden Globes?

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler allegedly shared more than champagne backstage at the Golden Globes. According to the latest gossip, the former couple was definitely back on at the awards show, kissing and making out behind the scenes.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in 'The Bounty Hunter' (Photo: Madhouse Entertainment)
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in 'The Bounty Hunter' (Photo: Madhouse Entertainment)

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston reportedly dated briefly during the filming of The Bounty Hunter last summer. Now, just a few months before the movie’s release, it appears things might be heating up between the two yet again.

“After they presented, they were drinking Moet backstage,” an anonymous source told the New York Post‘s Page Six. “At one point, they were making out in the kitchen… Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.”

Poor Jennifer Aniston, she just doesn’t seem to get that these showmances aren’t getting her anywhere but heartbreak. If Butler and Aniston are back on, you can bet they’ll be back off again quicker than you can say “desperate”.

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It’s OVER For Brad And Angie Jo

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Snarkista told you awhile back that there was trouble in Brangelina-land, but it seems the globe-trotting, baby-collecting duo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really kaput. And Stalker Aniston could be part of the problem?! The National Enquirer disclotheth:

Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple – who never married despite having six children – have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

“It’s an official split.”

If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad’s new movie Inglourious Basterds.

They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.

A jealous Angelina was said to be incensed over the attention Brad was getting from other women, having argued recently over Brad’s continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

“Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.

We’re gonna need some major nannying here, STAT!

John Mayer May Have Dumped Aniston Again

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Geez you need a scorecard to keep up with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, but Stalker doesn’t seem to be able to hold on to the lady-lovin’ Mayer despite her best P.I. efforts.

A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting the heartbreaking Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source told E!. You KNOW this has utterly ruined the life of any future Aniston beau, as the stalker instinct in her soul has just gotten a turbo-boost. She knew better than to leave him by himself!

Stalker managed to drag John to the Oscars to ward of the mighty powers of Brangelina, but he must have bolted shortly afterwards. Of course, the respective reps are mum, because Stalker has threatened to cut their tongues out if they dare speak. This is not a new policy.

One pal (Courtney Cox for sure) warns that we shouldn’t be quick to assume the two are through for good because they’re both fickle as 2 year-olds. Yawn. Wake me when something exciting happens between these 2 oxygen suckers, like if Stalker ever gets preggers or John marries his guitar.