Katy Perry Wants To Smooch Miley Cyrus; Is Not A Virgin

Former Christian singer-turned-provocateur Katy Perry, whose song “I Kissed a Girl” has burned up the charts this summer, says Miley Cyrus would be her dream girl-kiss. Katy tells Steppin’ Out magazine when asked the question in it’s latest issue:

“Miley Cyrus! She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.

Perry, 23, will be stalking lucky Miley at August’s Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting. Katy continues…

Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!

No, Katy, it definitely wouldn’t help Miley’s career- at least not with the parents of her current tween fanbase! But you’re right, it would probably boost yours a bit. Snarkista doesn’t think it would launch you into the Madonna and Britney Spears stratosphere, but you’d definitely get some more press.

Katy also cleared up any confusion deluded folks may have about what some think is a chastity ring she wears. It’s from beau Travis McCoy, singer with the band Gym Class Heros (and recently arrested for assault).

I’m definitely not a virgin! People think the promise ring means no sex! No, the promise ring is just a promise that he’ll get me another ring. A better ring! Seriously, it’s not one of those ‘no sex’ promise rings,” she added. That kind of went out the window when I was 17 years old.

Yep, right about the time her Christian music career went out the window! Katy’s on a full-court famewhore press right now, and she’s gonna ride that train as long as she can. Billy Ray Cyrus may not be thrilled about Katy’s quest for Miley, as Miley’s probably had ENOUGH sexy press this week!

Her hacked phone caused MORE provocative pics of Miley to hit the net the other day. Snarkista thinks Miley needs to learn how to use the DELETE button, or better yet- lay off the self pic-taking for awhile! And stay away from the naughty candy!

David Archuleta Gets A Teen Choice Nomination!

David Archuleta

No big surprise here, but squealmaker David Archuleta has received a 2008 Teen Choice Awards nomination for having the most fanatic fans! Archie could probably take this one home, as anyone knows who witnessed the asteroid shower of screams that rocked American Idol EVERY TIME he took the stage!

Other categories have been added to the “Teen Choice” voting ballot- including Choice MySpace and Archie’s category of Choice Fanatic Fans. There are a LOT of categories, in response to the online input on the award’s site. Fans can vote once a day on the Teen Choice website. You’re supposed to be a teen, but, whatever. If you love you some Jonas Brothers or are an Ironman fan… Snarkista won’t tell if you vote.

Stars scheduled to appear on the August 8th show (Fox, 8pm eastern) include The Jonas Brothers, Chris Brown, Scarlett Johannson, Kristen Bell, Chace Crawford, Hayden Panettiere and many more. The show will be hosted by…wait for it…Miley Cyrus. Miley’s gotta be able to do this hostessing shizz in her SLEEP by now!

Miley’s New “7 Things” Video: Take That, Nick Jonas!

7 Things is basically about getting over a past boyfriend. Rumors are buzzing that it is actually about Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Miley and Nick dated last year, but Nick didn’t want to go public with their relationship.

Even though he wanted to keep it under wraps, Miley reportedly kissed him on stage last year for all the world to see. Nick then put a screeching halt to their relationship, and broke poor Miley’s heart. Ah, we all remember that first big breakup. The album, Breakout, is scheduled to drop on July 22. Good thing there’s no naughty candy in the video! Here’s Miley as Avril Lavigne.


Miley’s Naughty Candy

Hmmm. Let’s see… Miley Cyrus has been suffering a bit of an image problem lately. Disney is rumored to be a little uncomfortable with the sexing-up of Ms. Hannah Montana. There is a gi-normous amount of Hannah Montana merchandise, covering virtually every possible branding item known to man. Except candy? Not anymore!

Either the Chinese are manufacturing these as their latest attempt to destroy the evil American capitalists, or some marketing dude is freshly unemployed. Whichever is the case, Miley now has a pretty pink problem.

Billy Ray Cyrus Better Get That Shotgun Out

Miley Cyrus has once again been kind enough to share some kissy pics on her Myspace! This time she’s cuddling up with Jonas Brother Nick Jonas. Billy Ray needs to get some new spy software! Myspace is EASY to crack, Snarkista knows! Get some keylogging software and you’ll be on your way. Anyone with a teenager is crazy if they think their kid isn’t up on the internet posting 1000 dumb pics of themselves. But bustin’ ’em is EASY!!

Miley Cyrus is saying she is “too much” for guys to handle. The 15-year-old ‘Hannah Montana’ actress refuses to calm her “crazy” ways for any potential boyfriends. Miley – who caused controversy after posing topless for magazine Vanity Fair – said:

“I’m too much to handle right now. “I can’t be quiet and cute for boys – I have to be a bit crazy.”

Miley obvs has ADD, she’s so hyper she can’t stop doing the head whip onstage! She has enough energy left over to make danceoff videos with her BFF Mandy, film a movie, and keep us all up to date on her Myspace. Methinks Miley doesn’t sleep much. Back away from the Adderall, Miles! Try slippin a little Benadryl into her evening beverage, Billy Ray- she’ll conk out before she gets her daily smoochin’ update out to the world. Trust Snarkista. She KNOWS.