Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath

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“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.

John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston

jennifer-aniston-sadSome of Jennifer Aniston’s “friends” who love to blab to the tabs about her, are cashing checks again! This time, they told the Star that she broke up with John Mayer again (this time for SURE maybe), because he would rather Twitter than talk to the Stalker.
Jens’s “friends” said:

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back. Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”

John was pretty much “whatever” when Jen made the “Twitter or me” ultimatum, and chose Twitter. Yep- Aniston got dumped for Twiter. This HAS to be a new low even for the Stalker. You know she’s still following him, though. She can’t help herself.

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant Again?

nicole-kidman-preggers-againHmmm! Nicole Kidman has sparked speculation that she is preggers again, after she was spotted sporting an apparent baby bump. She was attending the Japan premiere of her film “Australia.” At the event yesterday in Tokyo, Nic was photographed wearing a loose black dress that exposed a bit of a bump.

Now bumps are hard to see on Nic, as she is so super skinny. But while walking the red carpet alongside co-star Hugh Jackman, Nicole was snapped placing both of her hands on her stomach, a body language which was assumed by people as an indication that she indeed is pregnant.

No comment yet from Nicole or hubby Keith Urban’s representatives. This would be the happy couple’s second baby, they have a daughter, Sunday Rose, born in July 2008. Since that time, Nicole has been spending most of her time here in Nashville to be with the baby girl.

Stalker Aniston Is Pissed At Anne Hathaway

anne-hathaway-jennifer-aniston-feudCatfight alert! Anne Hathaway, who can not EVER shut up, tried to make a joke about stalker Jennifer Aniston, and Jenny is not amused. Anne was actually attempting a joke on herself, but, TMI is Anne’s middle name and Stalker didn’t approve of her name being used in such a truthful tasteless way. So…out came the claws!

In a pre-Oscar interview, Anne said she made “bad choices” when it comes to men, and vowed to go solo or take her dad as her date to the 81st Annual Academy Awards. As an after-thought she added “I’m like Jennifer Aniston. I pick the wrong guys.”

Jennifer has ZERO sense of humor, or self-confidence, and shot back with “Say what you like…I’ve never dated con-men or criminals!” Meow! Better run, Anne. And drop the mike on your way out.

Snark Sightings

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Jessica Simpson Spares America; Calls Off Country Tour: Lainey Gossip

Natalie Portman Really Gets Around: Just Jared

Kate Moss- Probably Preggers, Definitely Smoking: Hollywood Rag

Kate Winslet’s Daughter- Fashion Police: Knocked Up Celebs

FHM Thinks Mischa Barton Is Sexy? Backseat Cuddler

Filmmakers Buying “Slumdog” Kids New Houses: Get The Big Picture

“Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen” Busted For Drinking:
Bitten And Bound

Beyonce And Hugh Jackman Perform At The Oscars: Video

Last night’s 2009 Oscars served up plenty of fodder for Snarkista, and patience, my dears, more will come (ahem, Sean Penn.) First up, though, is the excellent performance number starring Beyonce and the very talented Hugh Jackman. Although Snarkista’s not POSITIVE that Queen Bee isn’t lip-synching! She did give a big SPANK back to Etta James by singing part of “At Last” again. Nobody tells the queen what to sing!

Lindsay Lohan DENIED By Chace Crawford

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Lindsay Lohan is skinny again, and you know what that means. Snarkista doesn’t care how many Big Macs Lindsay says she eats, she’s washing them down with the cokey-coke. Not the all-American kind, the Colombian kind. And this is why her gaydar is obviously broken.

La Lohan was out late in New York night before last, skanking around as usual. She heard that Gossipy Girl Chase Crawford was hanging at Justin Timberlake’s restaurant Southern Hospitality. Chase was with fellow pretty-boy Emile Hirsch having some drinks. Lindsay instantly went into stalker mode and busted up in there uninvited…and caused a scene. Chase and Emile were not amused, and high-tailed it out of there!

This would be a clear sign to sane girls that “He’s Just Not That Into You Especially Since You’re A Girl.” But this is Lohan we’re talking about. Brainiac thought it would be a good idea to follow the boys to Chase’s house at 6 a.m. Once again, denied! Chase’s peeps did not let her in.

Lohan either finally got the hint, or forgot what her purpose was, or got distracted by something shiny because she FINALLY quit trying and went home. All the way to California.