Miley and Mandy’s Latest M & M Cru Danceoff Video

Miley Cyrus and her friend Mandy Jiroux’s M&M Cru have been promising to smack the Adam/Chu Dance Cru (ACDC) down PERMANENTLY in their latest ultimate dance-off. This war’s been going on for quite awhile, and everyone’s been waiting for the showdown! Here’s the latest, keenly awaited M&M Cru video, the one that’s promised to bury ACDC!

Milez and Manderz are joined by a ton of B-boys and girls, as well as David Blaine, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Joey Fatone, Carson Daly, Ryan Seacrest, Michael & Julian Rapaport, The Beach Girlz, Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum (in Prague), Chris Kattan, Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite (Heart! Vote for Pedro!), Jon Chu and Adam Sevani. I’m sure Miley’s 22 year old boyfriend is up in the house somewhere! Miley’s Cru promised this would be the end of the war, but I don’t think so! Check it out, and decide for yourselves!

Girls Aloud May Break Up? Say It Ain’t So!

Girls AloudRumors are swirling around that British girl group Girls Aloud may break up because lead singer Sarah Harding wants to go solo. I know, they are kind of the 21st century Spice Girls, but mercifully there isn’t a Sporty Spice in the bunch. The Girls haven’t quite achieved Spicedom status in the U. S., but they have LOADS of fans here and the Brits are absolutely mad for them!

Sarah has allegedly recorded a track with The Filthy Dukes on a soundtrack for Hollywood movie ‘Wild Child’, set to star British actress Natasha Richardson. Rihanna, Robbie Williams and Nelly Furtado have also contributed to the movie soundtrack.

Snarkista adores Girls Aloud, because they are ALL about the camp! In a non-tranny way. (I’m lookin’ at you, Pussycat Dolls.) So, just in case you haven’t sampled some Girls Aloud, Snarkista is giving you the gift of her fave GA video, for the song “I Don’t Speak French”. Take it away Sarah, Nadine, Kimberley, Nicola and Cheryl. Take some notes, Trannycats.

Winehouse Momma Mouse

Here’s Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty cracked up inside a neon tube playing house with newborn mice. Those babies are SO glad their eyes aren’t open yet! “Put the shield up quick, mates! Something’s trying to burn through!” Amy thinks they have superpowers and can save her marriage. Pete’s nasty fingernails only add to the feel of fear for the babes; I don’t really want to think of where they may be right now.

DANG this clip makes me nervous! I’m afraid Pete or Amy will absentmindedly eat one of the tiny little guys. PETA needs to get up on Amy’s weave and BAN her from coming anywhere near animals! Tina Turner is so upset she’s BEGGING Amy to get help! Good luck with that, Tina. Bless your heart. Y’all be glad this clip’s not in Smellavision.

MTV’s “Exiled”- Bratz Camp for “Sweet Sixteens”!

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I LOVE the concept of MTV’s upcoming Reality TV show “Exiled”! Remember all of the super-spoiled, insufferable birthday girls from MTV’s “My Super Sweet Sixteen”? Remember how you wanted to ship them off to a third-world country? Well, MTV has done it for you!!! Payback begins Monday, August 25th. Here’s the trailer for the not-so-sweet reality check for the obnoxious little bratz! I might actually watch this one! Extra points for the tribes and families who had to put up with the ‘lil divas! Double-Click and see it all go down.